FOR MEN ONLY AND SOME WOMEN  
When you look at some split tail
Do you start at the bottom and work your way up
Or do you start at the top and work your way down
Or do you just skip around
I first glanc...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted Aug 8, 2008 at 7:43 AM

BACK FROM VEGAS  
Just got back from Vegas and it has really changed a lot from the old days
I did very good at the no limit poker tables
However, the floor shows and [personal company]
took ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 139 views | posted Aug 7, 2008 at 8:43 AM

VACATION TIME  
Going to Vegas for a couple of weeks
So poker tables look out
Now i know that this place will die without my smart ass remarks to keep it alive
But the great one will return in...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 109 views | posted Jul 25, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Just need advice  
I met a girl here on A M D about 3 years ago and it was great.
then last Jan we had a big fight and she married another guy
Now she wishes to get back together
i don't want to be a home wrec...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 140 views | posted Jul 24, 2008 at 7:33 PM

MONDAY MORNING  
Can you hold your head and say "coffee."
Then look over at the split tail beside you and say, "Do i know you?"
Rub face where you just got slapped.
Yaaa coffee timer worked and ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 132 views | posted Jul 21, 2008 at 5:45 AM

FOR THE UNINHIBITED SPLIT TAIL  
Is your true identity beckoning you into the sensuous
world of forbidden dreams and dark edged desires?
Are you seeking a life where traditional ideas of submission
and dominance and gender...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 134 views | posted Jul 19, 2008 at 12:59 AM

FREE TO GOOD HOME  
One large unruly animal; which has never been house broke or trained
This animal is very lazy and hogs the sofa along with the television set
He will growl and bite if he don't get his ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 139 views | posted Jul 17, 2008 at 7:47 AM

MY DAY DREAM  
We met in a small cafe and i knew her instantly from her picture on A M D
Her voice was soft and warm; she was much to fine a lady, for a bastard like me
Her smile was like the r...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 122 views | posted Jul 15, 2008 at 8:36 AM

STUD DUCKS AND SPLIT TAILS  
Since most everyone here on A M D are besieged and without hope
But do not fear for Sam is here
I have heard you uttering words filled with waves of anguish
So in my mercy i ...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 222 views | posted Jul 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM