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samclaunts
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Cameron, Oklahoma
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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ME FOR PRESIDENT  
I would make a great president for there is no way i could steal as much as our leaders do now, not saying that I would not try
As for taxes no taxes we just print more money wheneve...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 279 views | posted May 29, 2011 at 9:22 PM

HELLO  
Just dropped by to say hello to my old friends and wish all their sex needs are fullfulled as for as my foes, well I hope the best comes to you in all things except Sex, health and happyness ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 216 views | posted May 28, 2011 at 6:46 PM

JUDGEMENT DAY  
In another 7 years all of our so called middle classes will no longer exist.
there will be the very rich and everyone else.
you can get on your knees and beg for your daily bowl of ric...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 207 views | posted Jul 16, 2010 at 1:35 PM

TODAYS LESSON IS THE BLIND DATE  
The first meeting between two people should be in a public place.
This is more for the males sake than the female.
Most men are insecure about themselves when meeting a female for th...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 181 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 10:56 PM

LOCK UP SANTA  
Be careful when you come to America this year,
First off; you are breaking the law by entering our air space and could be shot down
Then you enter our homes and that could get you sho...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 219 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

TODAY'S LESSON IS THE BODY RUB  
First off you need a body to rub on, I prefer a nude female body
Start with a mixture of rubbing alcohol and witch hazel about half and half.
Place mixture in the fridge until very co...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Jul 7, 2010 at 5:52 AM

FREE TO A GOOD HOME  
One large unruly animal; which has never been house broke or trained
This animal is very lazy and hogs the sofa along with the television set
He will growl and bite if he don't get his...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 316 views | posted Jul 6, 2010 at 7:49 PM

TODAYS GAME SAM'S WAY  
you will need one willing subject in my case a female.
A twenty minute timer with a loud alarm.
Tissue paper very soft and weak.
Tie the subject down on the bed with the tiss...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 146 views | posted Jul 6, 2010 at 10:15 AM

PERFECT SEX SAM'S WAY  
Take a string of beads up to eighteen inches long.
I personal prefer the sand blasted stone kind about ½ inch around.
Using a soft plastic forked wand insert the beads up the females...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 218 views | posted Jul 5, 2010 at 9:40 PM

THE PERFECT MAN  
He is rich
He is a great looking stud
He is great in bed
He is madly in love with you
He places you first and foremost in his life
Well baby he is already taken...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 236 views | posted Jul 5, 2010 at 5:24 PM

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