Seeking Women: 18 - 45
Astoria, New York
Last Activity: > 3 months ago
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I would really like to lick your pussy
I'm smart, passionate, funny, kinky, horny, devious, loyal. And. if I'm attracted to you and you are clean I will eat you out until my jaw seizes up,.or you pass out in exhaustion from cumming too much
The person I would like to meet
She should be cute, in any of cuteness permutations, wicked, naughty, passionate, and mischievous. Fair play is nice too
About my work
I bartend. I charm a room full of people while making sure they get drink enough to have fun but not drunk enough to puke on their date. The upside of this is that I usually make more than anyone else in the restaurant and have the best chances of leaving with an attractive girl, the down side is that I an partially responsible for drunk assholery.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Read, read, read. Watch movies. Eat pussy. Seriously its a hobby, honestly who cares about my hobbies. Talk to me and find out
My idea of a great date
A great date is when both parties (being me and you) feel great about the previous evening in the morning.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I haven't had the misfortune to meet my future ex-wife
What is your fantasy vacation?
This is ridiculous
What is your academic background?
I have a bachelors in creative writing, I an doing nothing with it
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went to San Francisco. It was awesome, great food, beer, and pot
What do you find attractive in people?
That's actually a great question, and I can't really define it, there are a multitude of little things I subconsciously notice combined with character traits I either find appealing our repellent.
What do others do that irritate you?
1900 characters isn't enough, but I take it all in stride
What do you think is your best quality?
I will refrain from patting myself on the back. Though I will mention my hurricane tongue
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I am perfect in every way
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
How Important is loyalty to you?
Describe your physique.
Average, though I an very flexible and have a manly hairy chest. Though I do thank the powers that be that it didn't spread to my back.
What do you do well sexually?
See above, I am also a talented kisser for obvious reasons if you are to lazy to check above, I go down on a woman and i never come up.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Honestly its a tie. Between the surprise blowjob and being able to cum inside a girl. Condoms suck and pulling out does leave you"hanging in the wind". Let it be noted that I have never "accidentally"failed to pull out or cum inside a girl without ensuring that I 1) have permission to do so and 2) proper precautions have been made. That shit is not a joke.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Wouldn't you like to know
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO NO NO NO never, and I have been regularly tested since I was 16
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Right now i'm looking for one night stands or a regular hook up situation, but I am perfectly willing to reevaluate that if it turns out that we are good together.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I would rather tell you.
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