CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- ...More...
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posted Dec 12, 2011 at 8:25 PM
Big Dick Guys
Me: You know what a Guy with a big dick eats for breakfast?
You: No what?
Me: Figured you wouldn't.
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posted Dec 10, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Guys & Girls
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut.
But if a guy does it... He's gay. Definitely gay.
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posted Nov 28, 2011 at 11:36 PM
X-Mas Spirits
I was visited by 3 X-Mas Spirits last night.....
Whiskey, Rum and Gin 
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posted Nov 28, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Anniversarries
A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both out shopping for their wives. The Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year??" He says, "A Mercedes a...More...
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posted Nov 27, 2011 at 9:14 PM
Guys & Girls
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut.
But if a guy does it... He's gay. Definitely gay.
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posted Nov 27, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Doctor Visit
I had to go to the doctor's the other day to get a lump on one of my testicles checked out. As he was fondling my balls, he suddenly stopped and said, "Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to get an ere...More...
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posted Nov 27, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Do the math
There are 3 types of people in the world, the ones who can count, and the ones who can't.
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posted Nov 18, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Proof that Men have Better friends:
Friendship among women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them ...More...
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posted Nov 13, 2011 at 1:37 PM
here's one for you:
I got kicked out of math class today. I thought the answer to "What comes after 69?" was mouthwash.
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posted Nov 13, 2011 at 11:26 AM
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