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rnj1013
44-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 22 - 42
Spring Hill, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes  
(you have to read these out loud)

that's not right sum ting wong
are you harboring a fugitive hu yu hai ding
see me ASAP ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 271 views | posted Jan 6, 2012 at 3:58 PM

TO DO LIST:  
1) Make to do list
2) Cross off #1 on list
3) Realize you've already accomplished 2 things today. 4) reward yourself with a nap.
6 comments | 2 kudos | 321 views | posted Jan 6, 2012 at 12:54 AM

Lessons in Life  
In life, sometimes things get hard. I found the polite thing to do is to cross my legs.
7 comments | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Jan 4, 2012 at 12:20 PM

Tip for the New Year  
Treat every problem as your dog would:

If you can't eat it or fuck it....piss on it and walk away
6 comments | 2 kudos | 281 views | posted Jan 1, 2012 at 4:11 PM

A really rude xmas poem  
He lay her on the table so white & clean & bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
The sl...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 166 views | posted Dec 24, 2011 at 5:45 PM

For Those Who Have Gone....  
Dear Santa,
I'm writing you this letter as I'm feeling a little blue, so I hope you don't think I am asking too much of you. You visit every year and leave everyone such wonderful things, but I'm won...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 230 views | posted Dec 24, 2011 at 3:14 PM

'Twas The Day Before Christmas...  
'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, a few creatures were stirring, assembling on the couch. With refreshments in hand, they were just settling down, for a day full of action when...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 177 views | posted Dec 24, 2011 at 10:12 AM

In Bad Taste  
Mexican and black jokes are pretty much all the same.
Once you've heard JUAN, you've heard JAMAL
7 comments | 1 kudo | 394 views | posted Dec 18, 2011 at 11:20 PM

Women and Chicken  
How are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Because after you've finished the breast and thighs all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
2 comments | 2 kudos | 305 views | posted Dec 13, 2011 at 11:43 PM

Elmo  
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Lena is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 445 views | posted Dec 13, 2011 at 9:32 PM

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