Little Johnny
A teacher was teaching little johnny maths in school.
Teacher : if i give you 2 rabbits then 2 more and another 2 how many do you have?
Johnny:7
Teacher: No listen again... i give you 2 rabbits ano...More...
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posted Apr 7, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Bad Taste?
Did you hear about the Afghani who invented a new land mine that looks like a prayer mat?
He says the prophets are going thru the roof! 
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posted Mar 27, 2012 at 11:50 AM
The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2011!!
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replie...More...
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posted Mar 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Religious Joke
A priest & a hindu are making toast. The priest exclaims "Look! There is an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The hindu replies "I cant believe its not Buddha!"
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posted Mar 11, 2012 at 5:28 PM
No Subject
1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good
memory. I don't remember what I chose.....
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
3. A wife is ...More...
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posted Mar 1, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Irish Philosophy
There are only 2 things to worry about
Either you are well or you are sick
If you are well, there's nothing to worry about
If you are sick, there's only 2 things to worry about
Either you will get...More...
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posted Feb 18, 2012 at 5:27 PM
Married Life!
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
*He looked at her for a while ... then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."*
She asks ... "What does tha...More...
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posted Feb 18, 2012 at 2:26 PM
4 Ways To Tell You're Grown Up
1: your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
2: you keep more food than beer in the fridge
3: you go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids instead of condoms and pregnancy...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2012 at 11:54 AM
4 Ways To Tell You're Grown Up
1: your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
2: you keep more food than beer in the fridge
3: you go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids instead of condoms and pregnancy...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Men and Women
Men are like bluetooth: he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away....
Women are like wifi: she sees all available devices but connects to the ...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2012 at 3:16 PM
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