I WIN!!!!  
So the GIANTS win again. I hate ot rub it in Shawn's and Tom's face that their teams suck but....well they do
8 comments | 1 kudo | 58 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 at 8:00 PM

For Straddle  
I bet on the damn Bengals so they'd better win today
13 comments | 0 kudos | 113 views | posted Sep 28, 2008 at 1:07 PM

I'm bored  
Who wants to play firehouse and slide down my pole
3 comments | 1 kudo | 46 views | posted Sep 26, 2008 at 10:59 PM

Mixed drinks  
Mixed drinks are for women and pussies who can't handle liquor. Why in the Holy Fuck would you ruin good alcohol by mixing it with anything (special consideration goes to Long Island Iced Teas)? Serio...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 136 views | posted Sep 19, 2008 at 9:48 PM

Nursery Rhyme  
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
When he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep
15 comments | 6 kudos | 104 views | posted Sep 18, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Me  
So I think I'm drunk. The last thing I remember is Thursday ( I think). I had an old friend come over for the weekend and most of what I can remember is that we were naked and apparently we drank alot...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 107 views | posted Jul 13, 2008 at 10:43 PM

Kick ass ketchup  
1 1/2 cups ketchup
2 tbsp brown sugar
2 tbsp worcestershire sauce
2/3 cup JD (or cheap whiskey you pussies)
hot pepper (lots of it)

heat to a boil in a saucepan for about 3 mins then simmer for...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 95 views | posted Jul 6, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Videos  
Anybody have any idea why every single video I try to submit can not be embedded?
5 comments | 0 kudos | 52 views | posted Jun 22, 2008 at 7:43 PM

Naked or Homeless  
If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?
10 comments | 1 kudo | 99 views | posted May 14, 2008 at 7:29 PM