Politically Correct terms for a Woman
Politically correct women descriptions...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not EASY - She is HO...More...
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posted May 9, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Reminisce
Sittin here listening to old songs . Some I hear regularly. Some I havent heard in a decade or more. In a few days its the anniversary of my best friends passing so a lot of the songs are what we used...More...
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posted Jan 27, 2013 at 11:38 PM
Getting Older
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head toge...More...
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posted Jan 21, 2013 at 5:17 PM
No reason at all
Here are the questions The Liberal, fake-journalist, Obama-Worshiping, Propaganda Machine Media should be asking the both of the Obamas:
1. Were both your parents avowed Communist who hated the Wes...More...
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posted Oct 7, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Men Vs Women
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another ch...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2012 at 8:42 PM
How to tell the sex of a fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing" she asked
"Hunting flies" he answered
"Killing any" she asked
"Yep. 3 males and ...More...
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posted Sep 20, 2012 at 11:44 AM
I'm funny today :)
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course‚ madam‚" replied the sales clerk‚ "exa...More...
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posted Sep 20, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Joke
In Minnesota there is a town called New Ulm , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water fro...More...
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posted Sep 19, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Just seems appropriate!
There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/the+trees_201199...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Pee On The Flowers
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic >> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once >> in a >> while a $20 bill fell out >> onto the sid...More...
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