Reminisce  
Sittin here listening to old songs . Some I hear regularly. Some I havent heard in a decade or more. In a few days its the anniversary of my best friends passing so a lot of the songs are what we used...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 56 views | posted Jan 27, 2013 at 11:38 PM

Getting Older  
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head toge...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 109 views | posted Jan 21, 2013 at 5:17 PM

No reason at all  
Here are the questions The Liberal, fake-journalist, Obama-Worshiping, Propaganda Machine Media should be asking the both of the Obamas:

1. Were both your parents avowed Communist who hated the Wes...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 138 views | posted Oct 7, 2012 at 4:45 PM

Men Vs Women  
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another ch...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 102 views | posted Sep 26, 2012 at 8:42 PM

How to tell the sex of a fly  
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing" she asked

"Hunting flies" he answered

"Killing any" she asked

"Yep. 3 males and ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 151 views | posted Sep 20, 2012 at 11:44 AM

I'm funny today :)  
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course‚ madam‚" replied the sales clerk‚ "exa...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 136 views | posted Sep 20, 2012 at 10:11 AM

Joke  
In Minnesota there is a town called New Ulm , where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water fro...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 120 views | posted Sep 19, 2012 at 3:47 PM

Just seems appropriate!  
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/the+trees_201199...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 103 views | posted Aug 26, 2012 at 2:08 PM

Pee On The Flowers  
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic
>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once
>> in a
>> while a $20 bill fell out
>> onto the sid...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 179 views | posted Aug 19, 2012 at 8:20 PM