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Seeking Women: 33 - 55
Clive, Iowa
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Tell me if this sounds familiar? Suggestions appreciated. . . .  
Damn, I just got to go with this one. It's too much of an opportunity not to.
I received an IM from a woman in Nigeria who is trapped in a hotel room because her ex boyfriend didn't pay the bill and...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 428 views | posted Aug 18, 2007 at 12:36 AM

High Tech Restaurant (Joke)  

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said,...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 343 views | posted Aug 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM

Humor, True laws of life  
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
2 comments | 2 kudos | 372 views | posted Aug 11, 2007 at 12:15 AM


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hittin...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 363 views | posted Aug 6, 2007 at 6:40 PM

Wrong number JOKE  
A man calls home and when the phone is answered the guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 312 views | posted Jun 15, 2007 at 5:51 PM

What are we looking for?  
Do you ever get tired of hearing the same question asked over and over - "So, what are you looking for in an ideal relationship?" This is my silly response to the question.

Okay, since most everyon...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 369 views | posted Jun 11, 2007 at 8:16 PM

Sage advice for men. . . . .  

Written by a GUY, after years of experience

1. Whatever you do, do not just show up at their house... they run around in their underwear just like we do
7 comments | 2 kudos | 357 views | posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:19 PM

Joke. Blind passenger  
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers w...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 320 views | posted Apr 28, 2007 at 3:16 PM

JOKE Womens dictionary  
Adventurous...................... .Slept with everyone
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
2 comments | 0 kudos | 249 views | posted Apr 28, 2007 at 7:52 AM

Have you ever. . . .  
I originally posted this as a bulletin intended a blog. . . . . I'm learning. lol

Have you ever had one of those days that you just want laid? Today is one of those days for me. I'd just like som...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 357 views | posted Apr 7, 2007 at 9:10 AM

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