Tell me if this sounds familiar? Suggestions appreciated. . . .
Damn, I just got to go with this one. It's too much of an opportunity not to.
I received an IM from a woman in Nigeria who is trapped in a hotel room because her ex boyfriend didn't pay the bill and...More...
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posted Aug 18, 2007 at 12:36 AM
High Tech Restaurant (Joke)
HI-TECH RESTAURANT
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,...More...
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posted Aug 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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posted Aug 11, 2007 at 12:15 AM
FROM A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH (Humor)
FROM A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hittin...More...
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posted Aug 6, 2007 at 6:40 PM
Wrong number JOKE
A man calls home and when the phone is answered the guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the...More...
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posted Jun 15, 2007 at 5:51 PM
What are we looking for?
Do you ever get tired of hearing the same question asked over and over - "So, what are you looking for in an ideal relationship?" This is my silly response to the question.
Okay, since most everyon...More...
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posted Jun 11, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Sage advice for men. . . . .
32 THiNGS GUYS SH0ULD KN0W ABOUT GiRLS
Written by a GUY, after years of experience
1. Whatever you do, do not just show up at their house... they run around in their underwear just like we do
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posted Jun 5, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Joke. Blind passenger
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers w...More...
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posted Apr 28, 2007 at 3:16 PM
JOKE Womens dictionary
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous...................... .Slept with everyone
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Bea...More...
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posted Apr 28, 2007 at 7:52 AM
Have you ever. . . .
I originally posted this as a bulletin intended a blog. . . . . I'm learning. lol
Have you ever had one of those days that you just want laid? Today is one of those days for me. I'd just like som...More...
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posted Apr 7, 2007 at 9:10 AM
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