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Clive, Iowa
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Relationship stuff  
Not too long ago I posted some stuff about what men really want. You know, size six, d-cups with no sagging, etc.
If only we guys could offer similar in return. It ain't always gonna happen.
Here's ...More...
14 comments | 9 kudos | 412 views | posted Sep 28, 2007 at 12:33 AM

Union Rules & Hookers (Joke)  
Union Rules & Hookers----

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 398 views | posted Sep 19, 2007 at 8:57 AM

How fights begin (joke)  
How Fights Begin:

I was driving to work the other day when I rear-ended a car that had stopped in front of me. I got out to survey the damage, and so did the other guy. When he stepped out of his...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 382 views | posted Sep 11, 2007 at 3:39 PM

Another bit of humor  
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 376 views | posted Sep 8, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Science Exam Answers (Joke/Humor)  
If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 464 views | posted Sep 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM

Little Girl's Fire Truck JOKE  
Little Girl's Fire Truck!!
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a Little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garde...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 411 views | posted Sep 4, 2007 at 9:45 PM

Medical Joke  
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 487 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 3:02 AM

Porn Name (Game)  
Here's how it works:
Take the name of your first pet (First name);(If you never had a pet use your middle name) And the name of the first street you grew up on.(Last name) and put them together.
26 comments | 1 kudo | 773 views | posted Aug 28, 2007 at 7:29 PM

Joke du jour (Joke)  
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago and her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 352 views | posted Aug 27, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Joke about contraception  
Dear Dr. Dover:

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 435 views | posted Aug 25, 2007 at 8:16 PM

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