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regularguy354
54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 33 - 55
Clive, Iowa
United States
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Humor!  
What do Nebraska coach Bill Calahan and Billy Graham have in common?

Both can fill a stadium with more then 60,000 people and all have them say at the same time "Jesus".
0 comments | 0 kudos | 337 views | posted Nov 10, 2007 at 7:36 PM

You're a redneck if. . . . . . . (Joke / humor)  
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Your lifetime goal is to own...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 386 views | posted Nov 8, 2007 at 11:16 PM

New Vibrator (Joke / Humor)  
A new womans vibrator is now on the market. Its so realistic than just before she reaches climax, it coughs, farts, goes limp, then switches off.
5 comments | 0 kudos | 408 views | posted Nov 7, 2007 at 9:28 AM

Bad HMO (joke / humor)  
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The insurance clerk says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 340 views | posted Nov 6, 2007 at 9:03 PM

Lesbonics (Joke/Humor/ just plain funny)  
1 . What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ..
A. Militia Etheridge...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 350 views | posted Nov 6, 2007 at 8:19 PM

Military & Aviation Truism's (Humor)  
"If the Enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed"
- U.S. Air Force Manual
-------------...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 379 views | posted Nov 5, 2007 at 5:27 PM

Husbands and wives (joke)  
CASE # 1

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before yo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 349 views | posted Oct 19, 2007 at 10:32 PM

Ghost story from Dublin (joke)  
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, as is the case with all good stories, it is supposed to be true. It came via an email and we all kn...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 374 views | posted Oct 19, 2007 at 10:26 PM

New rules for life in 2007 & beyond. . . .  
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007

(DISCLAIMER: I don't know if Carlin really said this but these are good!)

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it'...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 375 views | posted Oct 5, 2007 at 12:54 AM

Beer research (Humor)  
This is Damn serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men sho...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 287 views | posted Sep 28, 2007 at 6:29 PM

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