Chapter 1 part 2  
Cont.
She looked calmly surprised. Like that had never entered her mind. "Oh. Well. Okay." She picked up another box and squatted down to put it under the sink. I looked away so I wouldn't get so hor...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 209 views | posted Jan 31, 2011 at 2:43 AM

Chapter 1 part 1  
My mom is hot. Like super hot. I'm not sure when I began to notice her body. I must've been around 12, when my balls had just dropped. I remember catching her walking out of her bathroom, stark naked,...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 235 views | posted Jan 31, 2011 at 2:41 AM

Screw chivalry. Exclusivity is dead.  
I don't get why it's so hard to be exclusive. I mean, you find someone you like, really like, and yet you still keep talking to another person(s) that you only sort of like or think are cool. I'm not ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 351 views | posted Aug 31, 2010 at 7:38 PM

You know what I don't get?  
Whenever I meet a guy they always ask me the same thing, "Why are you not taken?"
Trust me, I ask myself that question every single day. The last time I got jilted (which was a few weeks ago) I final...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 314 views | posted Jul 13, 2010 at 3:44 AM