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onehornytoad69
54-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 29 - 62
Gretna, Virginia
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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Hangovers (New to Me)  
Five Levels of Hangovers
One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
cokes and stil...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 383 views | posted Aug 10, 2008 at 2:22 PM

BBQ Recipe  
Well Its Sat. and Im off tonight!!
Its the 1st Full Sat. that I have been off in Months!!!
So Im gonna cook and have a Party for one ..cept for washing clothes..and...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 432 views | posted Aug 9, 2008 at 10:04 AM

Warning!!! Fwd:  
Subject:: WARNING!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically....More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 416 views | posted Aug 8, 2008 at 12:38 PM

New to me Joke #3, haha funny..  
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorr...More...
8 comments | 6 kudos | 402 views | posted Aug 8, 2008 at 1:49 AM

You Might be horny If....  
You Might Be Horny If...You think that the women on the adds above the AMD Tags really want you!
Y M B H I......You are thinking about a Old Lover that you Hated!
Y M B H I..... You ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 379 views | posted Aug 5, 2008 at 12:08 PM

What was your Dream? Do you still have it?  
Did you ever have a Dream/Fantasy when you was a Child, that has passed into Adulthood?
I'm almost 5 Decades Old, that's 1/2 of a Century.....! ( Where did the time go? I'm Much to Young to be...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 347 views | posted Aug 4, 2008 at 9:10 AM

New to me, Joke #2  

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter....

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 361 views | posted Aug 3, 2008 at 1:55 PM

A New to Me Joke!  
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 369 views | posted Jul 31, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Spammer Hell!  
Whats up with the Spammers in the Past few day?
One even Posted a Blog yesterday, that had just been posted by someone else!!
I have had 3 so far today..WTF? Hello AMD!
16 comments | 1 kudo | 416 views | posted Jul 29, 2008 at 11:21 AM

How hot is it!!!  
I've been mowing grass for 45 mins..and Its Sooooooo Friggin Hot... Sweat has made Blisters on my Butt crack!!!!!
How Hot is it where You are?
26 comments | 0 kudos | 411 views | posted Jul 27, 2008 at 4:22 PM

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