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59-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99

Zimbabwe
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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About myself
Okay, I don't want anyone to know anything about me! Why? Who was asking!
Oh - wait a sec! No that's the IRS, sorry.
But cerially, I'm a hopeless goofball or romantic male with an increidibly opein and healty sexual appitite. I love having a special companion but it is not mandatori. I don't believe you can make anyone fall in love with you and each person has to decide what is best for he or she. Right now, I have little to bring to that table except for undying devorion, honesty that when you partake onto it with all your heart and soul you'll find that you CAN have your cake and fuck it too!
I love life. I love exactly how I am. I'm a full 3 feet tall in my lifts! I have one patch of hair left that hasn't fallen out from mange. I'm pretty ugly - oh yeh, and my forehead slopes to the front so if you saw my 3 foot tall entry and like most people thought you'd ask me out so you had some where to set your beer or cock tail - IT WILL NOT WORK - sorry, they slide off and you spill yo dwinky! Let me see...
I see it says to tell y'all some juicy details about me but I've always believed showing you would be the best and you showing me but I've gotten that defect taken care of and I no longer am "juicy". Heck! I don't even have to wear 2 layers of dependz! I'm a BIG boy now! I play well with others just fine! Providing I get my way at least 99.99% of the time so you can see I'm not a control freak! ... what else.
I have a big ...... .... ... a very thick and FAT ........... dog!

aHA HA made ya look! It takes a while to get used to my 24hours a dau - 7 days a week serious attitude about everything, Never joking or having but if you just stick with me I'm sure if you don't back your car over me because I'm not visible behind your care, then, like everyone else I've ever known, you'll learn to love to hate me too! Balance once again brought back to the Uni! :)

The person I would like to meet
Well, I like girls. That's for sure. And I don't care what you've heard about that campin trip with the boy! I NEVER did in my hole ..... ... ..... life.......... well ............ I did but I didn't like it!

Okay I liked it but I didn't like it very much! Okay it was great but I'll never do it again!

why.... do you know someone who would .... you know .......

..... like too?

About my work
People say I'm no good
And crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the mornin'
I get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money
But I damn sure got it made
'Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talkin' on TV
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
Cause he's worried about my soul
He said, "Jesus walked on the water"
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man
Would like to do a little walkin' too
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
You don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone
A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants your vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
You don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone


What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
For fun, I like to party and dance all night for a couple of days! It's' realy inexpensive to dance, really good for the soul and always seems to be a prelude to sex. Not if that statement seems like it's just wrong! Maybe you should grab your beer off my head and take a hike!

Yeh, I'm kidding but not really.
When I get bored I like to go out in the dark of night and take my trusty buck knife and walk up and down the in front of peoples homes slashing each and evey tire I find. Wanna cum?

My idea of a great date
Dinner, dancing and then home for DEEEEEEEEEE-ZERRRRT!

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Never married. I'm a hippy! I wanted a steady but they alays start to object to my nightly orgy requirments with random - BUT FUN! - strangers! Sounds a bit ridgid to me, eh? It think that's why I never got maried. But I cold just be imaginging that part too. Took a LOT LDS 25 and Peyoti in the Haight. So maybe it was just all a dream. live is but a dream ............. ..... life is but a dream ......

What is your fantasy vacation?
Mmmmmm who can afford to go on vacations these days. I haven't even been to a morie in over 10 years, so how I gonna pay for a vacation! Hmmmmmm? No, not kidding, lol.

What is your academic background?
Well I had ir real bad when I was 12 but then iit just cleared up! :)

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I haven't been on a vacation.... since I was 21. How bout you? You can afford to take vacaions? Wow! I'm impressed! Mental but impressed no less!

What do you find attractive in people?
What do I find attrative in peopole? - well .... me!

But if I manage to strick out than particular favorite body part that are over sized~extra EXTRA LARGE.

Their hearts!

What do others do that irritate you?
No one irritates me! Test me, I love eveyone. I excelled in customer call centers for 10 years before I retired for my unfailing ability to deal with the most difficult of human beings! I LIKE IT!

What do you think is your best quality?
Shrug? I'm a hippy! ;)

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd have that penis enlargement insi
What's your opening line? (Come up with something catchy to attract the interest of potential mates.)
43/50

What do you want others to know about you? (Required) (Tell us some juicy details that you feel it is important for others to know about you.)
Okay, I don't want anyone to know anything about me.

Oh - wait a sec! No that's the IRS, sorry. I love life. I love exactly how I am. I'm a full 3 feet tall in my lifts! I have one patch of hair left that hasn't fallen out from mange. I'm pretty ugly - oh yeh, and my forhead slopes to the front so if you saw my 3 foot tall entry and like most poeple thought you'd ask me out so you had some where to set your beer or cock tail - IT WILL NOT WORK - sorry, they slide off and you spill yo dwinky! Let me see... I see it says tell y'all some juicy details but I've gooten that defect taken care of and I no long am "juicy". Heck! I don't even have to where 2 layers of dependz! I'm a BIG boy now! I play well with outhers just fine! Providing I get my was at leas 99.99% of the time so you can see I'm not a control freak! ... what else. I have a big FAT ....... dog! HA HA made ya look! It takes a while to get used to my 24hour/7 days a week seriouls attitude about everything, but if you just stick with me I'm sure if you don't back your car over me because I'm not visible behind your care, then, like everyone else I've ever known, you'll learn to love to hate me too! :) 1179/1900

Tell us a little more about the person you would like to meet. (Required) (What kind of personality, values, interests are you looking for in a mate?)
Well, I like girls. That's for sure. And I don't care what you've heard about that campin trip with the boy! I NEVER did in my hole ..... ... ..... life.......... well ............ I did but I didn't like it!

Okay I liked it but I didn

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you swallow? ..... well, do ya?

Describe your physique.
Well, my 3 foot altitude and that one tuft of hair that has yet to fall out like ALL the rest has!

What do you do well sexually?
EVERY THING BAAAABEEE!

'"A Spindid Time is Guaranteed!"'

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Deep trrrrrrrrrroat!

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
That I find a female that doens't always end up not liking to have fun. I guess it must be a female thing, but I have not change in desire, .... need to not just give up and die because chronolagical time passed me by. I don't give a fliying floozie what the rest of the world thins about sex, but if yo're honest you' will have to admit that people now days - ESPECIALLY in America are REALLY messed up!

No?

Raise your hands - all of you that have had a an orgasm that curled you toes and made you feel 10 years,..... no - 20, 30 years younger than you really are?

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Oh my God! They will excumunacate me from her post hast if I were to vocaliz a fraction of the things I'm experienced! Thank you Jesus! Thank you, thank you - THANK YOU!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
This is where I really believe I must have had a gardian angel watching over me. I am a drummer and violinis. I played in popular - almost pro bands of a very happy typ original R&R/Jazz to funk fusion music. Really happy stuff that made you want to snort - shit and fuck when we played! I was so fortuniated to live in the Haite when free love and helthy sexual appitites were a plague instead of 'non-exisant'.

In all the orgies and hundreds possibly thousands of particants of sexual roll playing, fantasy full filment and unbridaled raging hormones om a to,e wjem ot was a way of life - I never got a singel STD and have never had a condom on me. Wearing a condom is like getting in full rain gear and THEN jumping in to shower. It ain'tr natural.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I DO NOT CARE! I love life. Sexuallity and love is mandatoiry or I'll just continue to hang with m'dogs! I am not fucked up about this at all people. If youo're any where around my age, you know what I say about sex .... is true. I think the powers that be that I was born and then raise with out a jeoulous bone. I have no problem being the most comitted and loyal partner and only grown closer to that perosn when we .... share .... eveything! I never had a mate cheat on me because I encouraged them to alway be true to ma and i'll go get someone for you it you want them. I have so many time I lost count - gone to bed with the most iimportant and loved female in my life and helped somone satisfy her! What can be more giving that that - I don't know!

Free Space. Say anything you want!
hEy~! THAT .... was FUN~ i LIKE YOU GUYS. aNd now one has pulled a gun on my or threatened my life for being such a nasty hippy. Because you see, whle I was joking through most of this a was very much interested in encouraing each and everyone of your to reexamne your sexualaity. I know each and every female in her is icapible of causing a WOOP WOOP of sexual posibilitlies. If you're truly concerned about STD's why not get to know a few pople thatcould be included in your casualy circle of fuck buddies. If you already have been keeping track of soome one or better still - someones tof fuck nast together, do it~ for thos of you who are really cheaing on a mate. Fiigure out how to make it be upfront and if there is anything real left between you 2, you know - the ture love you once shared with tat peroson. What do you have to lose by just asking them if hey might be iterresteds in comin in you r morth from a feebee blow job you're offern hinm and a few othe strangers. Why not just ive it a try. See how it feels to you women, with your cunts haning out th bottom of your dresses, naked for anyone to see. I wish men could wear no panites and dress so short tht oour cock heards swund free below the ehem line.

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