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hello? hello? are any female life forms out there?
check me out on the regular matchdoctor (nottheusualone) - repeating everything is really tedious.
The person I would like to meet
female, smart (brains are better - usually - than boobs), youthful, great skin (every guy likes something!), wholesome (what?), easy going, great gal - old, pooped out supermodels accepted, except for particularly big/heavy supermodels.
...and if i really want you - you seem to transform miraculously - into my very favorite supermodel!!
About my work
i'm retired - or maybe just tired - i don't remember, 'cause i forgot.
manage an antique store - i like interesting old stuff (no, we're not talking about you! why does everything have to always be about you?!)
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
oh, fun. yea. can we talk?
My idea of a great date
you. me. the mood - anything, anytime, anywhere. everything else is extraneous. the kind each says at the end, "you mean it's over, already?"
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
how that happened? you're kidding, right? (i'm sorry, this session is concluded. please pay the receptionist on your way out. you do have insurance, don't you?)
What is your fantasy vacation?
same as date - only not here.
What is your academic background?
like, uh, "ak-a-dumm-ik", say what? B.A. psych, social service
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
china. yes. i'd also gladly delight with just spending time, any time, with a woman i desire and love - doing anything/nothing - just being with her. i really don't need anything else. even the mundane seems interesting when done with an interesting companion.
What do you find attractive in people?
intelligence, humor, wholesomeness, positive attitude, artistic, inquisitive nature, kindness, spirituality, graciousness, civility.
What do others do that irritate you?
being so cold, so thoughtless, so totally self-absorbed - a mind and heart that is dead.
What do you think is your best quality?
patience. kindness to others. forgiving. loving, seeking "hope" and "light" when when it appears illusive.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
why fool with perfection?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
...and how about - "are you interested?"
Describe your physique.
within normal limits - as are all my body parts - which are complete, original, in tact, and fully functional.
What do you do well sexually?
we are referring to women, right? find out what really pleases them - and do it!....then do it again!! foreplay sets the tone and rhythm for everything a couple does. it should be smooth, easy, and sustained.
i'm very big on "tactile" - and "oral" - i'm really in there for the duration, until she is simply satiated. a woman should feel thoroughly loved - the whole point of it is to melt together - bringing a sense of euphoria, acceptance, joy, love, calm, and peace to each other. otherwise, why bother? oh, i can, and really enjoy giving all manner of sensual massages, too.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
what did you have in mind? it's my first time - please be gentle.
someone very touchy-feely, wants to caress and embrace with her entire body. very tactile, earthy, and sensuous. when even the smallest gesture becomes thrilling.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
used to (in last millennium) want to do group sex - although the idea is still interesting, now it's too risky - and dumb. never want to cause anyone any risk to their health, psyche, or well being.
i think the best would be to really have a true friendship, grounded upon complete trust, mutual respect, and desire. you could do absolutely anything romantic, loving, sexual, and intimate with your partner - anywhere, any time, any way - with total and joyous abandon.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
sex in public/in a plane/on the hood of a car in a restaurant parking lot/man-two women/two men-one woman/voyeurism/exhibitionism. (is this going to be on fox news?) i'd love to find some new fantasies to conquer, with one i love. we would make them our own.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
never - and don't bring me any! the only thing i want to bring home after seeing you - is a memory!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
if the one night is so good, why stop there? i find "playing games" doesn't satisfy now as it once did. it simply is not enough.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
gee, thanks. my fellow americans, .......
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