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Let's burn some time together.
I'm retired so young because I was wounded in action in Afghanistan, and now I have a new lease on life: enjoy it. I'm a fun seeker. I hate drama, downers, and bullshit. I don't care about the issues, I just want to make friends, get laid, and watch my daughters grow up.
The person I would like to meet
I don't care about your political views, religion, job, relationship, or education- if you like to laugh, take it easy, and spend time with good company, I'd love to accommodate you. I think sex is best kept on a friendly basis, so anyone looking for a hook up should know I don't do serious relationships- it takes away from my little girls. Oh, and if you're looking for more kids, I'm not your guy- I have a vasectomy.
About my work
I'm retired. I do whatever I want.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I can't go a full day without spending time around my friends. I'm a heavily social creature. Shit I enjoy would be running, listening to music, watching my TV shows (the Daily Show and the Colbert Report), painting, learning something new, and traveling.
My idea of a great date
If we have great conversations, laugh a lot, share experiences, and generally have a good time, then the rest is irrelevant. Friendly sex is always a plus, but never necessary.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Fuck that cheating bitch. She took my cat.
What is your fantasy vacation?
The Sakura Festival in Japan. I'm not really into Oriental stuff, but there's something about those cherry blossoms. If not that, then anything all inclusive.
What is your academic background?
Since I'm retired, I'm a full time student studying journalism. I have an associate's degree in Chinese which I have no intention of ever utilizing.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Cozumel, and yes.
What do you find attractive in people?
Sense of humor, open mindedness, intelligence, and a certain moral greyness about sex.
What do others do that irritate you?
Be rude or close minded... If you're rude, fuck you. If you're close minded, or any kind of a bigot- double fuck you.
What do you think is your best quality?
I'm a good listener, and I'm an extremely loyal friend. I'm also very loyal and dedicated in relationships, but I'm done with that shit.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I should probably be more respectful of other people's relationships... I've definitely slept with more married women than a good person would.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
When do you wanna hang out?
Describe your physique.
I'm 5'7", broad shoulders, and I've got great calves. I managed to store a little weight around my gut (nothing that shows through a medium t-shirt) while I was hobbling around on a cane during my explosion recovery phase, but it's melting away quickly now that I'm running again.
What do you do well sexually?
I love giving oral. I think it's great. I've been told I'm pretty damn good at it too. I've had a lot of friends with benefits, and I get good feedback, but I don't really want to toot my own horn... so to speak.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I don't care as long as we both feel great and we're having fun.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Meh. Nothing in particular. I'm open to anything. I have always wanted to try a threesome.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Getting road head, doing anal, and being squirted all over... she was sitting on my face at the time, it was like being water boarded except totally awesome.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Nope! Not now, not ever. Plus, I have a vasectomy. I'm as safe as they come!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
If you wanna hook up and have sex once, awesome. You want a friend with benefits, awesome. You just want a laid back friend? Sweet. I'm your guy. You want a relationship deeper than that? Sorry. I'm not what you're looking for.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I sing in the shower and in the car. I love animals, my favorite is the North American River Otter. I have the Hylian crest tattooed on my back (from Zelda, I've been playing those games since I was like two). My favorite thing to do with a girl is sit outside on a nice night, smoke a few, and talk. Jon Stewart is my hero.
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