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Seeking Women: 25 - 50
Union Dale, Pennsylvania
United States
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" The gunslinger and the old prospector" Joke  
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and ti...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 463 views | posted Oct 17, 2007 at 12:58 AM

A west Texas cowboy was herding his cows..................  
A West Texas cowboy was herding his cows in a remote
> pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards
> him.
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 518 views | posted Oct 13, 2007 at 12:24 AM

Don't cha just love her?.........................  
"Where is the G-damn f***ing flag? I want the G-damn f***ing flag up
Every f***ing morning at f***ing sunrise."
-From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 -
Hillary to the st...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 557 views | posted Oct 9, 2007 at 9:08 PM

America needs a president like this.................Quote  
Prime Minister John Howard - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off pot...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 544 views | posted Oct 8, 2007 at 11:58 PM

"the hamburger patty recall" ... do we need beef?  
Prof. Johnson noted thinker and developer of the vacumatic mind stimulator, gracefully
Poured a cup of coffee into his coat pocket.
Seated about him at the dinner table were some of the topflight p...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 485 views | posted Oct 6, 2007 at 12:40 AM

"Old words........................Test your ability"  
"OLD WORDS
Do you know them?
Fender skirts
Curb feelers
Steering knobs
Continentil kits
Foot feed
Running boards
Coast to coast
In a family way
Bassirere
Percolator
Lumbago
Of a ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 541 views | posted Sep 20, 2007 at 3:25 PM

"Two plus two.....................make four..?  
Two and two make four, a child learns that in his earliest experiences with figures, it is a simple calculation that can be proven in many ways, it is plain and obivious, there can be no doubt or conf...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 519 views | posted Sep 15, 2007 at 10:33 PM

"Sam...........The power of the mind..........  
Sam was hurrying home through a fierce snowstorm that faithful evening when the power came to her. The wind was so piercing that it sent icy barbs through her clothes . She still had more than a mile ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 496 views | posted Aug 16, 2007 at 8:36 PM

John..................One among many....Story  
John awoke that morning to a strange stillness. His bedroom window was open but not
The faintest hint of air disturbed the curtains. Nothing moved; nothing stirred: not a
Visible thing betrayed ...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 489 views | posted Aug 15, 2007 at 1:11 AM

"If you could speak".............A little poem  
If you could speak
If you had words, you'd tell me why

There's no laughter' neath the sky.

How strange to mourn the day's bright light!

Yet who had dreamt the selfish night

Would kee...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 508 views | posted Aug 9, 2007 at 11:53 PM

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