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38-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 50
Union Dale, Pennsylvania
United States
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Just a bullshit story, like so many others............  
Have u ever noticed that in pictures of people logging the tasmanian forests around 1900 that they have a kind of platform that they stand on while they cut down the tree? that board sticking out of t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 491 views | posted Nov 13, 2009 at 8:04 PM

some jokes  
Circle Flies
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is

trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the

cowboy is from President Bush's ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 447 views | posted Oct 14, 2009 at 1:08 AM

On the lighter side-------the way it is  
It's a slow day in a little Vermont town. The sun is beating down,and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit...

On this particular day a rich...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 416 views | posted Oct 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

"Health Note" Did you know..................  
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus? its called the
anal optic nerve, it is responsible for giving people a
shitty outlook on life, if you ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 476 views | posted Jul 3, 2009 at 9:14 PM

First time sex..................  
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would lik...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 498 views | posted May 25, 2009 at 3:52 AM

How to install a home security system...................  
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next t...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 501 views | posted May 15, 2009 at 3:07 PM

Just some corny jokes  
Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
Artie said: ' I woul...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 481 views | posted Jan 24, 2009 at 3:27 AM

Love is.................A state of mind?..........Maybe  
''LOVE IS''
Love is the beauty within a rose
Sprinkled with a sweetness of morning dew,
Most noble and pure fire of passion,
Strong as your wildest desires,
Love is the tree which can endure...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 490 views | posted Nov 30, 2008 at 12:14 AM

Thought for the day....................  




Pfizer Corps. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 474 views | posted May 9, 2008 at 7:01 PM

My Last Farewell............Who Was I ?  



Farewell my adored land, region of the sun caressed, pearl of the
Orient sea, our Eden lost. With gladness I give you my life, sad and
Repressed, and were it more brilliant, more fresh and a...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 499 views | posted Apr 26, 2008 at 8:11 PM

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