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Union Dale, Pennsylvania
United States
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""Bibical love"".................................................  


After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, ''It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.'' Adam answered, ''Yes, L...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 428 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 4:32 PM

""Where the HELL do they come from"".............  
Hi,i am glad to you.I will be going to your country, where hope and you know, I have read your file, it is wonderful. This is my personal contact: http://www.indepthknowU.net/en/lang105544about_sala.h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 494 views | posted Nov 5, 2010 at 2:43 PM

"" Illegal Immigrant""............  
Illegal Immigrant
A US Border Patrol Enforcer catches an illegal immigrant in the bushes just on the US side of the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 454 views | posted Oct 31, 2010 at 2:29 PM

::Back in Mexico::......................................  

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had be...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 412 views | posted Oct 16, 2010 at 1:02 AM

"" Ears lookin at you"".....................  

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you not...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 439 views | posted Oct 12, 2010 at 1:39 PM

"Growing Old"....................  
Growing Old

There is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is rea...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 459 views | posted Oct 6, 2010 at 8:36 PM

""Beer and a Box''''.................................................  


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar, sat a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them o...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 593 views | posted Sep 29, 2010 at 12:56 AM

""The Farmer and the old mule""".............................  

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 387 views | posted Sep 25, 2010 at 1:15 AM

""Serving Your Country""".............................  


Four boys were fishing. As their boat rounded a point on the lake, they saw a man thrashing in the water.

With no hesitation, they jumped into the water and saved him. It was not until they pul...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 461 views | posted Sep 22, 2010 at 12:17 AM

WOW""A lame joke for a lame mind""""...............  
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 466 views | posted Sep 17, 2010 at 8:51 PM

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