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Seeking Women: 25 - 50
Union Dale, Pennsylvania
United States
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Tips For Bank Robbers  

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are
"unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," comitted by young male
repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 394 views | posted Aug 22, 2011 at 10:00 AM

BIG ONE  

A white guy is standing at a urinal in a bar, taking a leak. A black man walks up to the urinal beside him, and unzips. The white guy catches a glimpse and gasps. Having been caught, he says, "My Go...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 380 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 11:56 PM

Fearless Lumber Jack  

A lumber jack was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a dose of pain killer.

"Don't bother Doc, " said the man. "I've been through a lot wors...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 436 views | posted Jul 12, 2011 at 9:02 AM

Tough Mice  
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I walk ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Jul 9, 2011 at 5:50 PM

A rerun from 2007----------------The Evil Eye  



There is a diabolic power given to certain creatiures and when, in some
soul--bereaved body, this vile force inhearits sight-- a hideous monster from some godless abyss looks upon a mor...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Jul 9, 2011 at 12:20 AM

Money Problems  

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill.

He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work v...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 429 views | posted Jul 8, 2011 at 4:09 PM

Labradors  

Three labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.

The black labrador turns to the brown and says, "S...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 414 views | posted Jul 8, 2011 at 12:22 AM

A Funeral Wake  
Everyone was dismayed that Peter had died. A popular man, he had left Mary, his wife, strict instructions in his will for his wake to be a jolly and happy affair: a celebration of his life. To this en...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 426 views | posted Jul 6, 2011 at 12:40 PM

INTELLIGENT LIFE  

It was a happy occasion at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, Dr. Oppenstein, the head scientist at NASA, asked everyone...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 393 views | posted Jul 5, 2011 at 4:05 PM

"" Here's one i got the other day"" Where do they come from....................  
Hello, I am a married woman
My name is XiaXiaoJu, marry 3 years, my husband self 9 years old has forty, said the man forty and stand, but also BuHuoZhiNian, he now besides money what desire all have ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 829 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 5:59 PM

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