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Mr average in most ways, except for an above average level of deviant thoughts. Not a genius, neither a fool.
The person I would like to meet
see above. seriously, that's not too narcissistic is it?
About my work
I work in the hope I get some time to play
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Creep around sites like this. Baking with herbs and the odd spice.
My idea of a great date
Good food - not in a snooty way, maybe a movie, cocktails then a couch. Maybe some more cocktails. Then just your tail.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Anywhere else would be nice.
What is your academic background?
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
really? haven't you got enough yet?. Yemen, last week.
What do you find attractive in people?
A permanent grin in the eye. A smile that welcomes you to uncharted delights. And an ass that wants you to notice.
What do others do that irritate you?
If they read stupid magazines, watch stupid tv shows or sports they're irritating me. Oh, and people who have to put others down in order to feel better about themselves. Unless it's part of the playtime, of course.
What do you think is your best quality?
My bottomless humility is outstanding.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Have a bigger - oh, personality? To have one might be nice. Instead it's just this. sorry
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Wine or vodka?
Describe your physique.
Sad. Oh - physique? Sad. Actually it's slim to average. Not a fatty.
What do you do well sexually?
In a 69, I'm a good 6.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
You tell me.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Like most people a threesome or moresome would be nice to at least try given the right circumstances. From what I hear it doesn't always work out great. But it doesn't always suck.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Really? Ok there was this one time with a vibrator, but it didn't really work out though.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Never have yet - and I touch wood enough times to keep it that way.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
All are possible, hardly any are probable.
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