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mrlixx
64-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 65
Cudahy, Wisconsin
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Final approach  
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 258 views | posted Aug 18, 2008 at 8:58 AM

Tick warning scam  
If someone comes to your front door saying they are
checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes
off and dance
around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SC...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 312 views | posted May 29, 2008 at 12:27 PM

thought for today  
When you’re having a bad day, remember, that you could be Siamese twins stuck to your gay brother and you only have one ass!
7 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Apr 23, 2008 at 6:00 PM

~Friendship~  

It's like peeing your pants
Everyone can see it
But only you can feel the warmth
Thanks for being the Pee in my Pants.


1 comment | 0 kudos | 247 views | posted Jan 26, 2008 at 9:36 AM

a few jokes to start your weekend  
Nursing Home Sex

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after
dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life....More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Jan 25, 2008 at 7:42 AM

For my friends in Ok from us in WI it wasn't as bad a s you thought!!  
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER

December 8
6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes ...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | 302 views | posted Dec 22, 2007 at 6:44 AM

One more for today  
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,
Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled
'Survivor - Wisconsin Style'....
The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on
t...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | 341 views | posted Dec 7, 2007 at 10:43 AM

A joke for today  
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her le...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 325 views | posted Dec 7, 2007 at 4:44 AM

KIds say the damnest things  
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and
told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Nov 16, 2007 at 11:11 AM

Prayers for women and men  
WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 324 views | posted Aug 8, 2007 at 6:26 PM

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