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The view is lovely up here in CANADA
i am a lesbian........sorry guys............only lookin 4 sheep
The person I would like to meet
all 5 limbs..............teeth...........eyes.......and maybe sanity
About my work
thats a dirty 4 letter word
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
collect ear wax.....lot harder than u think
My idea of a great date
watchin tv with u on a sat nite.....and u sayin that the pic of me on AMERICAS MOST WANTED......does not do me justice
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
she is dead.....and only i know where the body is
What is your fantasy vacation?
2 go to ....FANTASY ISLAND.....the plane...the plane....
What is your academic background?
i am a smarty pants....with a piece of toliet paper 2 prove it
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
HELL...it was kinda cold.....the off season....go figure
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
have a pulse
What do you think is your best quality?
when i back up....i have a horn that goes.....beep..beep...beep....
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
b more pessimistically optimistic
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
have you ever counted to infinity?
Describe your physique.
short and fat with big feet
What do you do well sexually?
tickle ur feet
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
not have my feet tickled
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
winning the lotto
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
won a dollar on a scratch off
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
i have them all........and a few that have not been discovered yet
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
2 have a steady relationship with who ever i have locked in my basement
Free Space. Say anything you want!
r u dead like me?............and I never had a photo posted......never will
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