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Fort Worth, Texas
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Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Xmas eve at the gas station...  
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The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Chri...More...
18 comments | 8 kudos | 579 views | posted Dec 21, 2007 at 6:23 PM

any chicks who r near by who wanna get at me hit me up..........i also cam.......and talk nasty phone sex........and i will eat all ur food and sit on ur couch day n night and hog the cable tv ..........More...
26 comments | 1 kudo | 629 views | posted Dec 9, 2007 at 2:41 PM

i am here only 4 sheep......i do not play with dogs or horses or any other livestock....i am tired of all the nice and complementary e-mails i have been gettin.......if i continue to get e-mails from ...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 722 views | posted Nov 16, 2007 at 4:54 PM

Thanks to the folks at GOLDEN CORRAL for another year of serving a free dinner to all the vets on veterans day........a big thumbs up

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9 comments | 1 kudo | 657 views | posted Nov 12, 2007 at 10:02 PM

Some woman pulllllleeezzzeeeee.......  
help the shy-cant-get laid-if -i-had-trumps-money out.......a mercy fuck......send over your ugly sister.......even a half decent lookin guy in drag.......this kind of desperate beggin for anything pl...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 611 views | posted Nov 11, 2007 at 7:07 AM

hello kmart shoppers......we currently have a blue light special back in ladies undergarments......while they last ...... orange and black bras in sizes 44D and up with pumpkin decoupage .....are half...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 729 views | posted Oct 20, 2007 at 9:21 PM

BUSTER.......R.I.P. 1927-2007  
the author has no intention of offending transexuals, transgendered, cross dressers, or chicks with dicks, if you have sheep nearby, please cover their ears or have them leave the room

I am ...More...
41 comments | 7 kudos | 974 views | posted Oct 9, 2007 at 8:20 PM

Only In Texas  
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is!

They actually have a chili cook off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at t...More...
21 comments | 2 kudos | 668 views | posted Oct 1, 2007 at 12:46 AM

Well most of ya think the only fun thing to do is head south to have fun.....right???.......the donkey show in Boystown is a real treat.....but sad to sheep shows .....oh well.......a...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 532 views | posted Sep 16, 2007 at 3:05 AM

OHHH NOOOOO........tell me it aint SOOOO!!!!!!  
Have you been botherd by pesky squirrels......tired of them stealing your peanuts at the park.........running up your leg to get at other nuts .........cant think of a single reason why they sho...More...
25 comments | 5 kudos | 693 views | posted Sep 14, 2007 at 4:57 PM

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