Lesbian....Bi......guys only.......  
fellow dudes......i feel ur pain........i know most of the women on here or either not looking for anything.........or are lesbians ......or Bi only looking 4 other women.........dammmmm that leaves o...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 405 views | posted Apr 8, 2008 at 11:28 PM

THE NEW AND IMPROVED........  
amd game.........yes sireeeee.......the WANNA FUCK GAME.....i will go first

i lost my job 2 day.......WANNA FUCK
i am a new lotto millionaire.......WANNA FUCK
nice shoes........WANNA FUCK
your u...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 475 views | posted Feb 16, 2008 at 11:32 PM

HAY LADIES !!!!!  
i have a small penis.....a large bottle of viagra does nothing to get me an erection.......and i suffer from chronic premature ejaculation.....so hit me up if ya wanna chat......webcam.....or even hot...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 446 views | posted Jan 18, 2008 at 6:30 PM

ITS WAR!!!!!  
so much for all this feel good crap........sorry i hurt ur feelings........to bad i took it the wrong way when u said that i was a asshole......fuck it......embrace ur outer asshole.....be proud.........More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 405 views | posted Jan 8, 2008 at 7:42 PM

OH CRAP......!!!!  
its one of those mondays.....i will call it a.....DOUBLE POOP MONDAY.......ya know it gunna be a shitty day when u have to crap twice......1st the boss unloads his load on ya....think he had a triple ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 331 views | posted Jan 7, 2008 at 8:54 PM

SAVE THE PLANET!!!!!  
being the enviromentally aware guy that I am...the use and manufacture of batteries is deadly to our landfills ....we are such a disposable society.....A little research has identified that most...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 354 views | posted Jan 5, 2008 at 10:39 AM

Sheep joke....  
what do u call a sheep with no legs????

a cloud..........

plus they do...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | 408 views | posted Jan 3, 2008 at 11:58 PM

Its National Uvula Awareness week......  
yes ladies..........its that time.......ya know 9 out of 10 women neglect their uvula ...........till its to late.......so as a public service announcement by urs truely........i want to help every wo...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Dec 31, 2007 at 3:57 AM

Xmas eve at the gas station...  
I liked it
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Chri...More...
18 comments | 8 kudos | 379 views | posted Dec 21, 2007 at 6:23 PM