what the FUCK? why has this place turned into......  
a scammers and fucktards all you eat buffet? remember the good ol days when I guy could beg his heart out for some pussy and not get laid to save his life ? Now I am ashamed to even tell my parole of...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | 204 views | posted Jun 28, 2012 at 1:23 PM

Xmas Eve at the Gas Station.......  
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't fin...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 170 views | posted Dec 24, 2011 at 11:12 PM

Nominate your favorite........  
website that is great for NOT getting sex I nominate with 3 hands up for.......... seems the guys in the TEXAS forums are getting their pantys in a wad again
0 comments | 4 kudos | 347 views | posted Jul 23, 2011 at 6:48 PM

Joys of Celibacy....  
I am writing a book on the Joys of Celibacy.........but for the life of me I cannot think of a positive thing to say about it......I am having serious writers block here.......maybe if I join a free s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | 445 views | posted Jul 3, 2011 at 4:54 PM

Definition of Insanity..........  
Doing the same thing over and over........but expecting different results.........is that sorta like being here on AMD...........and expecting sex???
9 comments | 3 kudos | 276 views | posted Jun 30, 2011 at 1:43 PM

The Sorry State of AMD.....  
yes .....i read it in the paper today......in the obituaries.......AMD is dead.......there is no sex....no real women.....no perversion of any kind.......just bad jokes.......horny teenagers who think...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | 596 views | posted Mar 19, 2011 at 11:40 PM

MEN ONLY BLOG.....no women allowed !!!  
so there are no REAL women on here..........by real i mean those that are not scammers.....lesbians.....bi only looking for other women.....or just plain not putting out to any man for any reason........More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 405 views | posted Jan 21, 2011 at 3:42 PM

Xmas Eve at the Gas Station  
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't fin...More...
8 comments | 6 kudos | 332 views | posted Dec 21, 2010 at 6:42 PM

to the asshole who wanted my password  
.........500 request in my email for my password .......i changed it asswipe
39 comments | 1 kudo | 717 views | posted Nov 23, 2010 at 1:16 AM