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this is .. i don't know what the hell this is
ok, i'm parnoid bipolar, depressed, full of anger, and i'm not that enjoyable to be around. i know i'm on a site for people wanting a fuck but i thought i'd at least take a stab to see if there were any people out there that would want to carry a real conversation without asking me how big my tits are and how i like to be sucked & fucked. think you can handle that?
The person I would like to meet
i would for once like to meet someone real, someone who is aware of the problems on this damn earth, someone who isn't hormonally crazed 24/7 & 365. if you're this person let me know. remember, double check to see if you really are this person.
About my work
i'm a high-powered CEO for a fortune 500 company.
You Must Have An IQ Larger Than Your Shoe Size To See That It's A Joke
Jesus Christ People - i cannot believe you actually think i'm a high powered ceo - if i were do you honestly think i would be here? ... dumbasses.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
reading - thinking - writing - talking - music - parties - movies - smoking -video/pc games.
My idea of a great date
not having to use an air pump.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
if i were divorced or a widow, i wouldn't be on here. i would be on a 3 year waiting list for some therapy and some damn good drugs.
What is your fantasy vacation?
being dead for a day. just to see what suicidal people are in a hurry about
What is your academic background?
high school graduate with accomplishments in music.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
to a psych ward in southern illinois and it sucked.
What do you find attractive in people?
people who like to talk...and talk about something interesting.
What do others do that irritate you?
everything - humans are the most irritating creatures.
What do you think is your best quality?
if i even have a best quality, i'm obviously not aware of it.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
just about everything.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
are you taking any types of medication and if not, should you be on some?
Describe your physique.
a 10oz bottle sitting in my shower.
What do you do well sexually?
anything for $50...but i wonder does a refund mean you have to screw yourself instead? i mean you have a freebie.. it's not like you can cash it in.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
you'll have to find out for yourself...it's all about trial & error.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
i've always wanted to puke on somebody ... raise your hand if you believe that.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
yeah ok a fantasy...right. i prefer to use my brain space to think about real things.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
not last i checked.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
friends - jesus christ - stop writing me and giving me your hotel room number and the time you & your 'curious' girlfriend will be there - if you havent figured it out yet - - im clearly not showing up to your lonely room.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
are you actually reading this? what are you hoping to find? something that makes you say "oh my god she's fabulous!" yeah...you won't find that here. but on the bright side...wait.. where the hell is the bright side? well shit, it seems there isn't one... who would've thought?
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