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stooges seeks laurel & hardy
NOTE: PLS DO NOT SEND AN IM/PM FROM THIS SITE--IT FREEZES MY PUTER! NO, will NOT cyber.
am in the process of changing my profile;
p.s. for those using y msgr ... since old vers is no longer, try out meebo. does NOT require a DL.
oh, want to mention ... i had health problems couple yrs before; therefore, did a number on me: looking much older than what i actually am. i think i look around 58; my bod is fine.
depends upon one's perspective and also maturity level. i've got regulars from 23 - 43; we get along great. two times within the past 3 yrs, planned a meet, only when they show up, will turn around and tell me they've changed their mind. yes, we can not please all of the people all of the time; but, since it happened a couple of times; thought worth mentioning, okay?
that's why i mention maturity level. b/c when ACTUAL event, either our eyes are closed, looking at the ceiling, top of a person's head, or the pillow, right? we are NOT looking at the person's face.
i do know that we have a good time. guys 55+ mention that i look great; (am not boasting, only simply trying to make a point, ok?)
mention this, b/c u might have in ur mind, to where i look younger than u? to me, i am attracted to what's between the ears; not one's looks. but, guys being guys, r turned on by what they see; i figure u r no exception. that's why i mentioned, sweetie, cause i do not want u to have this image only to be let down?
i used to turn heads; still do half the time. but, as i said, simply wanted to mention, okay?
The person I would like to meet
am the real--not the memorex. do NOT cyber nor play on the cam.
to me, looks are not impt -- between the ears is what makes a person attractive.
mature (mind-wise -- not age-wise); doesn't feel "need" to impress (is comfortable w/ his body, mind, environment); willing to learn (keeps abreast in whatever he finds interesting); chivalrous; not bossy nor controlling (greeting a male passersby, would NOT result in a fight nor accusation & vice versa); finds comfort in quiet activities (doesn't need to "go out" all the time); has 1 or more close buddies; willing to talk about his work or how his day went; doesn't play "games" (in other words, assuming i should "know" something that hasn't yet been discussed); spontaneous (on a nice day--when don't have obligations-- willing to take a walk, throw a frisbee, go fishing); is not picky ("don't sweat the small stuff")
sense of humour. tease, finding amusement in practically everything; i will do the same. :)
bonus: knows how to use & has basic tools (drill, saw, lug nuts); how to change a flat "tar";
am of the "old school;" thus, manners and common courtesies matter. i like doors to be opened ... etc.
About my work
working gurl, GFE, mature, discreet avail in huntsville; that is one life: am wanting to cease this (btw, i have bills due every month, tls ~1.5k);
could we trade? support vs. companionship/care?
am NOT willing to "do an audition" ... to meet, would still cost; at least for the ONE time; there are NO freebies -- ever. is a time thing; if YOU r serious, wouldn't bat an eyelash ...
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
gardening, grilling out, camping, swimming; now? mostly quiet activities. i read. like to cook and am good at it; but, not a big eater. would be content spending most of a day, cooking. can plan dinner parties or gathering (e.g,, holidaze, super bowl, special occasion or no occasion, picnics - am good hostess); a good listener; to make people feel at ease
My idea of a great date
we decide where to meet and day and time (daytimes); i've the cure for hornyitis! *wink*
i am in the process of changing my profile. i found a place to live.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
huh? that's history; not impt.
What is your fantasy vacation?
sitting near water, a drink in hand having a little umbrella in it or an ice cold brew, wearing a bikini/cut-offs, barefoot, with a good book, no worries of $/time for ~48 hrs, sitting next to a man whom is a great conversationalist, whom invited me to join him, and covered expenses & me ... grin/wink
What is your academic background?
bachelor's + a few courses in grad school.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Orlando. of course enjoyed ... was a working vacation! ;)
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
tell tall tales or wishy washy (indecisive or don't do what they say they're gonna do), lack common courtesies or manners
What do you think is your best quality?
my legs and sense of humour
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
worry too much
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
when will they be in my city, their age
(no, i will NOT cyber)
Describe your physique.
flat stomach, thin; therefore, small bazoombas ...
What do you do well sexually?
my tongue ... *wink* *blush* *grin*
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
varies. no backdoor
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
NSA ... am kinda open at this point
Free Space. Say anything you want!
am an escort; GFE; mature, discreet, easy-going; outcall; working gurl
note: i do NOT respond to winks; send a note (b/c you CAN in here).
(no, of course, will NOT smoke when out w/ you).
please do NOT send an IM from w/in this site!!!!!!! it freezes my puter!!!!!!!!!!! send a note instead. thank you for this consideration.
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