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mike_v205
50-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 21 - 55
Martins Ferry, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Scorpio

Scorpio

Martins Ferry Sex, Ohio Sex, Sexy Scorpio Singles

GRANDMA'S HANDS
I'll never look at my hands the same.
Ellen L. Ockert
Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Apr 17, 2007 at 4:54 PM

Shoes in church
Shoes in church

I showered and shaved...... ....... I adjusted my tie.

I got there and sat......... ..... In a pew just in time.

Bowing my head in prayer...... ... As I closed my eyes.
...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 312 views | posted Apr 16, 2007 at 12:43 PM

TWO FRIENDS
TWO FRIENDS

Two friends

were walking

through the desert.

During some point of the

journey they had an

argument, and one friend

slapped the other one

in the face.

...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 11:48 PM

Redneck Man's pick up lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do y...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 231 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 11:26 PM

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