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mike_v205
51-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 21 - 55
Martins Ferry, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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GRANDMA'S HANDS  
I'll never look at my hands the same.
Ellen L. Ockert
Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 253 views | posted Apr 17, 2007 at 4:54 PM

Shoes in church  
Shoes in church

I showered and shaved...... ....... I adjusted my tie.

I got there and sat......... ..... In a pew just in time.

Bowing my head in prayer...... ... As I closed my eyes.
...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 384 views | posted Apr 16, 2007 at 12:43 PM

TWO FRIENDS  
TWO FRIENDS


Two friends

were walking

through the desert.

During some point of the

journey they had an

argument, and one friend

slapped the other one

in the face.

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5 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 11:48 PM

Redneck Man's pick up lines  
Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do y...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 299 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 11:26 PM

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