If my body were a car..............
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....More...
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posted Jul 18, 2007 at 12:45 AM
The Lawyer and the Blonde
The Lawyer and the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants ...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2007 at 12:12 AM
One Day In The Mental Hospital
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,Doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2007 at 12:07 AM
Italian Boy's Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
...More...
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posted Jul 16, 2007 at 6:20 PM
Mating Calls
There are 3 girls that are in the bar one night partying, one blonde, one brunette, and one red head. After a while and flowing drinks the blonde stands up on the table and clears her throat asking f...More...
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posted Jul 15, 2007 at 4:48 AM
Two Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come...More...
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posted Jul 14, 2007 at 2:39 AM
Living Will
I, MIACARESS , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who could...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2007 at 10:02 PM
ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE!
ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE!
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine,and asked, Honey, do you...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2007 at 12:08 AM
the day after.....
Well the holiday came and went.. thought that it was going to be a boring day... boy was i wrong...
Mother Nature decided that it was going to rain today and i really thought that my day was going t...More...
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posted Jul 5, 2007 at 7:36 AM
The Dell Saga Continues............
Well since i am finally off the phone with the moron from dell and i finally have my computer up to a point ...More...
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posted Jul 1, 2007 at 9:05 AM
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