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36-year-old Female
Seeking Women: 21 - 35
Pinckneyville, Illinois
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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About myself
What you see is what you are getting, I am married, so that must be okay up front, I am told I am witty, I love to joke and to laugh, I am basically looking for female company, with and without my husband because I want a real intimacy with a woman. I have slept with women, but never spoken to them the next day, and I want to try that.So only women need respond, as I appreciate the compliments of a man, but I have a man who compliments me perfectly at this point and forever.

The person I would like to meet
When I was married the second time, my husband understood my love of women, not just the sex, which is fabulous, don't get me wrong, but the companionship. I need a part time buddy, a friend, my husband must like spending time around whoever I meet, not purely because of the sexual aspect, but I know that if I adore someone, he will also. Again, only WOMEN need apply, I have a husband, and he is what I want to include in my sexual escapades with a female.

About my work
I am a housewife all the time, a wife all the time and a part time teach and free-lance artist, my husband is a muscian. Someone who enjoys those things would fit in well here and have a better chance of having fun with us.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I read alot, I adore Vincent Price and old horror movies, I occasionally sell a sketch or too for children's books, I adore my cat, and love my coffee, everyday my coffee. I do everything from mosaic, to paint to decoupage, to photography, I am a person who makes what they can't buy and loves to create things out of nothing but junk. My husband has learned to call my "junk" found art instead, lol.

My idea of a great date
I feel like the first time you "go out" should not be too fancy or uncomfortable, I am fine with take out on the couch, a good movie and great coffee after, if it leads to sex, then it does, if it doesn't, well someday maybe it will. I do not expect a woman to show up, and just get naked. I am fine with hanging out making out, and whatever or whenever is good, too.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
My last husband sucked, and this one doesn't. I adore the husband I have now. I am blessed to have him. Now I would like to bless him and myself a little more by showing him what he has seen on a limited basis when we were dating and living together, my bi-sexuality. Variety is the spice of all things in life and I would really enjoy seeing that look on his face again when he sees what I can do to another woman. He is a guy who loves girls, but has never cheated, and having been together for ten and half years, I would never say we are bored, but I don't want to get near bored ever, and frankly, I love watching him do his thing with another woman, It is, quite erotic.

What is your fantasy vacation?

What is your academic background?
I am so smart, I make smart people feel flat stupid,

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Never been.

What do you find attractive in people?
Women who are still teens at heart are not hot to me, I want to meet adventurous people, not stupid girls. I want someone to want me for sex and CONVERSATION, the latter must be there with me and with my husband before the former will happen with me at all.

What do others do that irritate you?
Stupid people bother me, being a notch in a bed post bothers me, people who want to "fix" me bother me, bad drivers bother me, people who try to buy me bother me, people who don't know their limit with alcohol bother me, grumpy, moody people bother me, people who listen to fake punk bother me, ex-convicts need not apply. I also can't get along with Geminis, with the exception of a few odd men in my life, whom I do not date. Your zodiac sign will not exclude you, however, it's just a methinks that is funny to me.

What do you think is your best quality?
My ascerbic wit and sassy eyes. I also have retained a beautiful rack at this age, and have managed to stay happy when most would of become jaded.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
My mother always said find what you are good at. I have been accused of bein bitchy, but if I am good at it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well then I found what I am good at.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Can my husband watch?

Describe your physique.
I recently lost alot of weight. I have a tiny enough waist, big hips and a fairly large butt, I will freely admit it is a flaw in most circles. I have mediumish to sort of large breasts, very full C to D, and I have always been madly in love with my nipples, even though that sounds silly. My shoulders are narrow, my calf muscles defined, I have smaller hands, larger feet, and no double chin, my eyes are large and greenish, my hair color varies, and yes, I can do that thing with the ping pong ball, as well as reinsert the ball, hands free. Anything that doesn't cover, well I don't know.

What do you do well sexually?
:) I wake up some days, and I think to myself, I am going to go down on someone. I think I am exceptional in that. Besides the physical aspect, though, sex and seduction are in a large part mental, and I have always been able to seduce. I am very good at the art of the seduction.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I want licked in every possible place, and I love to watch my husband lick another woman in every physically possible place.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
If I have wanted it, I have made it happen. I want to do this, so I will stick with it, till it happens

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I have done all the cliche stuff with women and men, four to a bed, two boys and me in the bed, me and a woman in the bed all day and all night, me and two women in a bed, with a man and without, with a man participating or just looking, with a man no where for miles.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I have never had any of that, thank you. If you have that, please don't contact me, and by the by my husband with another woman requires condoms, I have no intention of getting the funky-skunky-smelly like a monkey junk on my put-together!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
A special friend for me, a buddy for my husband, someone we can both get along with well, not just sexually.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I am not a bi for a man's pleasure bisexual. I want to have a sexual friendship with a woman that may at times include my husband watching my enjoy myself. But I want it understood before anyone contacts me, that even though I am incredibly turned on by him looking at me while I am with a female, that they are in no way obligated or expected to sleep with him or anything else, Let's start out girl on girl and see how comfortable the situation is.

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