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majorchallenge
53-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 23
Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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"Need the quintessential mate."

About myself
"Loathe having to explain myself, way too exhausting and tedious.
You figure me out.
Am not interested in anyone over the age of 27. I am a selfish partner, but completely loyal and faithful if my needs are met, or at least know my partner is endeavoring to do so. I have a thick clumsy tongue, pronounced canine teeth, and a small mouth, so I am a lousy kisser. Weak lap muscles, so not good at performing cunnilingus. I have a small penis, Wish there was a surgical technique for permanently enlarging my penis and hypersensitizing it without mutilation. Research says I have an average size penis, but I know better, so if you are looking for Mobey's dick I am not your whale.

The person I would like to meet
"Be willing and able to summarize every last detail about my profile.
Extraordinarily intelligent yet very humble mate.
Capable of making me able to instantaneously absorb, retain, and recall desired data, instantaneously replicate myself on the subatomic level on up.
Individual that does not ingest any toxins or drugs, that means smokes, chews tobacco, imbibes liquor, does or needs drugs for any reason.
Always dresses in a feminine fashion (silk, satin, lace, etc.). Being who is extremely observant and tremendously patient.
Individual who is completely pure in regards to physical intimacy yet adept in the erotic arts.
Mate who experiences total rapture endeavoring to satisfy my every desire and possesses eternal dynamism.
Agile as an Olympic gold medalist gymnast, circus trapeze artist and tightrope walker, flexible as a contortionist, and graceful as a renowned ballerina.
Lady who has a vagina that smells of a pleasantly sweet flower and vagina juice that is savory, sweet,and thirst quenching, not that typically thick starchy stuff that clings to the lining of the esophagus."
Satiny completely blemish free skin, immensely resilient silky golden or platinum blond hair and no body hair whatsoever. Entity with perfect eyesight with absolutely no eye disorders and sapphire blue or violet eye color. Tall muscular individual 6' or taller. Person who has no house pets."

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
"Do not possess the potential to indulge myself."

My idea of a great date
"Nothing typical, so I have no idea."

What is your fantasy vacation?
Exploring the sea floor around the islands of Thira, Aspronisi, Nea Kameni, Palea Kameni, and touring the ancient ruins of Akrotiri after it reopens in 2010.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Have never been on a vacation.

What do you find attractive in people?
compassion, intellect, and modesty

What do others do that irritate you?
lying and criticizing

What do you think is your best quality?
compassion

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
moodiness

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
How accomodating they are.

What do you do well sexually?
lay there

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Being ridden for a very long time.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Being a completely satisfied individual.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
"No!"

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Serious relationship only.

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