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I aim to misbehave
I'm a bitter cynical bastard that finds most things in life quite funny. I am often looking for things to offend me since not much does. Other than that I find great joy in the little things in life, gardening, vacuuming, and causing a ruckus (yes I still prefer to use the Oxford comma). I am happily married, though I am always looking for something on the side. Like I said, I am a bastard. But, she has known that from the beginning. Otherwise, I really enjoy all new experiences especially the ones that frighten me.
The person I would like to meet
I would like to meet someone that does not expect, or want a long-term relationship. Just causing a ruckus with a companion should be enough. She should also be willing to engage in acts that could be against the law in some of the more conservative states in the union.
About my work
I work 5 days a week, and then I come home.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like to cause a ruckus, misbehave, risk lives, and eat tortilla chips. But, only if I have a monkey with me. Without a monkey the aforementioned activities would be just plain dangerous and irresponsible.
My idea of a great date
Shooting rocket launchers as we fall through the stratosphere in specially designed clothes that peal away and oil our bodies at an elevation of around 9,000 ft. (the stratosphere can be cold otherwise we would just skydive naked and oiled up. Safety first of course) and then landing in a large pool of jello. Or, launching model rockets at Bear Creek lake on a Saturday afternoon with all of the little kids (long story, but trust me it is awesome).
What is your fantasy vacation?
My life is odd enough as it is. My fantasy vacation would be to spend a few days in the real world. That way I would know why I prefer living in my own little world better.
What is your academic background?
I studied environmental science and philosophy at Fort Lewis College in Durango and then transferred to the University of Alaska Fairbanks. I also studied to get my EMT basic license and my wildland firefighter certificate. Currently, I spend most of my time studying biology, physics, and math. I am the uber nerd.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went to a nude beach and resort in Jamaica, and I loved it. Which, is only logical considering that I like to be the center of attention, (which I was since I was by far the prettiest man on the beach, have you seen most nudists? They are quite an eye-full and not in a good way.) and I love being nekked.
What do you find attractive in people?
True brutal honesty.
What do others do that irritate you?
Delude themselves that the world and its inhabitants are better than they really are.
What do you think is your best quality?
I make McGuyver look like one of the kids we used to make fun of on the short bus.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would like to be able to hope.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Does the Higgs Boson exist, and if it does what is its weight in GEv? Or, why do ears look the way the do? Or, what do you think about them mud flaps?
Describe your physique.
I am tall not very dark, and the wife says I am handsome. I try to stay physically fit. I am slim, and tall.
What do you do well sexually?
I think I am the best at going down on women. I have mastered the ancient chinese art of tongue-fu as taught by my master Cunni Lingus.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like it all
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I want to use a remote controlled device to give a women an orgasm in a very public way. Preferably a respectable charity dinner.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I have experienced nothing. Not that I am a virgin or anything, but technology was not where it needed to be until now.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Not a one. I am as clean as the Gulf of Mexico before BP started drilling.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Whatever kind of relationship feels good.
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