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About myself
Species: Dorkilus maximus.
AMD classification: Fly on the wall.
Location: Mount Saint Elsewhere.
The person I would like to meet
The rarest species of all: a sexy nerd.
About my work
Job title: Captive, Mount Saint Elsewhere.
Description of duties: Allowing others to be irradiated so that I may determine what ails them.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Reminisce about some of the fun/hobbies I used to enjoy.
My idea of a great date
I don't know... December 25th, I guess. Or is that too predictable?
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
If either ever occurs, rest assured that you will be the first to know.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Fantasy Island--what else?
What is your academic background?
Nursery school-->lower school-->middle school-->high school-->college-->medical school-->internship-->residency (present)-->fellowship (future)-->job that allows me to contribute meaningfully to my household (distant future)
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I usually mix vacation with annoying distractions such as work or my wife's surgeries... so I don't think those count as vacations, and it hardly bears mentioning that I didn't like them.
Also, I went to a spot in Florida which was pretty nice--just so you don't think I'm a complete Debbie Downer.
What do you find attractive in people?
The ability to switch deftly between sincerity and irony.
What do others do that irritate you?
As a follow up to the above:
1) Fail to demonstrate sincerity often enough;
2) Fail to appreciate irony.
What do you think is your best quality?
Empathy.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Probably the laziness.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Don't you realize it's crazy to e-mail strangers?
Describe your physique.
Good enough for government work.
What do you do well sexually?
Place a priority on her enjoyment. Why? Because for a guy, when it's over, it's OVER.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
The usual suspects.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The usual suspects.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
It's impossible to experience fantasies. Otherwise, they would be called "realities."
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Not yet.
... that's a joke, by the way. Seriously, there's no way I could have one, unless I unknowingly picked one up from getting coughed on or something. In fact, on that note, I think tuberculosis is a far better bet, but I'm not a betting man.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I choose... "play for a while." That seems like the vaguest choice and hence the easiest way to weasel out of the actual question.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
For of all words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: It might have been!
-John Greenleaf Whittier
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