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Osage Beach, Missouri
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But Officer.............  
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took o...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 427 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 2:46 AM

Love is Deaf  
A little old Irishman gets pulled over by a policeman, who says,

"Sir? Do you realize your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?"

The old fella replied, "Oh, thank Christ. I thought I'd ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 2:15 AM

Circle Flies  
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer unco...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 258 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 2:14 AM

His and Hers  
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they w...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 281 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 2:09 AM

If you can't run with big dogs...............  
Stay on the fucking porch. Either bring it or stay your punkass bitchboi self at home. That's all I have to say on that........goodnight folks.
19 comments | 9 kudos | 521 views | posted Nov 17, 2009 at 1:37 AM

CHEESE AND FUCKING RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
I started writing this as a comment on a blog posted earlier today, but it turned into such a long rant I apologized to the blogger and decided to post this here. Don't like it? Don't fucking read it....More...
24 comments | 10 kudos | 557 views | posted Oct 19, 2009 at 1:30 AM

Things Change  
Letting go. Sounds simple enough. Two little words that can mean anything from turning loose of a handle, to cleaning out your closet. Lately I've been letting go of alot of things in my life. Clearin...More...
19 comments | 3 kudos | 409 views | posted Oct 9, 2009 at 1:38 AM

The Perfect Margarita  
Depending on who you ask the Margarita was first invented in Texas or Mexico somewhere between 1937 and 1948. Most recipes agree on the main ingredients to be Tequila, Triple Sec or Cointreau and lime...More...
33 comments | 8 kudos | 554 views | posted Oct 5, 2009 at 12:14 AM

Just Another Disgusting Blog (reposted)  
Wow, look at me! Just thought I'd let you all know what I did today. I woke up, and then I turned on the coffee then I like took a shower. Couldn't decide on a beige or black suit but thought it is ne...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | 369 views | posted Aug 7, 2009 at 12:15 AM

"Get Bowe Back"  
I firmly believe in the power of prayer, so please join me in taking a moment to send up a prayer, request, summons what have you to the Diety of your choice for the safe return of Pfc. Bowe R. Bergda...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 289 views | posted Jul 20, 2009 at 12:15 AM

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