Dating the King of Freaks  
What does that make me?

Okay I have never been in denial about being a little freaky but tonight as I read yet another off the wall blog done by the guy I actually sleep with I start to...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 295 views | posted Jan 31, 2008 at 10:28 PM

Signs of Blog Addiction  
10. You check your blog stats a LOT. You occasionally get up in the middle of the night and sneak a peak.

9. Your significant other suspects you are having an affair with your blog. Even when you’r...More...
26 comments | 8 kudos | 256 views | posted Jan 15, 2008 at 5:58 PM

R.I.P. Poofy  
This last Saturday was a very sad day. It has taken me this long to come to terms with such a great loss. The pain is now starting to go away and I am getting more used to the idea. It was a lon...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 219 views | posted Jan 8, 2008 at 11:47 PM

Purple and Pink  
So Straddle and I were sitting on his couch watching TV and as usual he was rubbing my feet. AAHHH the plus side of dating a guy with a foot fetish. He rubs them all the time I am so spoiled. Well I j...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 247 views | posted Oct 18, 2007 at 10:00 PM

Internet Dating 101 for Women  
Sorry guys I can’t help you out but I can try to get other women to be more receptive to your efforts. This might not work for everyone but if someone else can manage to have as much fun as I ha...More...
16 comments | 9 kudos | 276 views | posted Sep 29, 2007 at 8:05 PM

To Comb or not to Comb  
As many on here know one of Straddle’s prides in life is his hair. He has taken mullet to a poooofy extreme most have never seen before. Like many women out there I love the long hair and it is fun to...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Sep 8, 2007 at 11:13 PM

Let's Hear Sexy Stories  
Curiosity has gotten to me tonight as I sit and think about what I am going to do to Straddle tonight. Though I am sure this has been blogged about or asked before I am going to ask anyway.

Guys w...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted Aug 17, 2007 at 11:14 PM

The Color Purple  
So I just got done molesting Shawn as I usually do every night but tonight was just so funny I had to share. As I am biting and chewing all over his chest working my way down to my prize I grab h...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 262 views | posted Jul 22, 2007 at 2:04 AM

Guys Stupid Screen Names  
I try not to complain about stupid men to often as I know there isn’t really any hope for most of them. Besides I have a good man so the stupid ones don’t really matter to me. But this is just driving...More...
40 comments | 0 kudos | 499 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 3:17 PM