Condom Slogans  
Condom Slogans
If you think she's spunky, then cover your monkey
Cloak the joker, before you poke her
And my personal favorite: Cover your shooter, then put it in her pooper

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3 comments | 0 kudos | 250 views | posted Sep 1, 2008 at 3:36 PM

Favorite Movies  
What's your favorite movie of all time? I recently saw the new Batman... BEST MOVIE EVER!

So many great quotes from the Joker (RIP Heath Ledger). Heath will win an academy award posthumously!
12 comments | 1 kudo | 307 views | posted Aug 24, 2008 at 11:23 PM

Bored and Horny  
Well, I'm alone... I'm super bored, and I'm horny... do I masturbate, and if so... who wants to help? :P

Any suggestions?
1 comment | 4 kudos | 562 views | posted Feb 27, 2008 at 5:49 PM

Sex Toys for Men  
does anyone know where I can get some good sex toys for men? I've always wanted to get something....
10 comments | 2 kudos | 490 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 5:13 AM

Good Orgasm  
I would love to hear stories about your best and/or last orgasm...
I'm in search on mine :(
6 comments | 0 kudos | 602 views | posted Nov 10, 2007 at 11:29 AM

phone sex...  
im sitting here alone on my cam...

:(

i hate being single... thoughts?

2 comments | 1 kudo | 532 views | posted Nov 4, 2007 at 9:48 PM

Oral  
I have not had oral in quite some time... i could use some...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 663 views | posted Nov 4, 2007 at 10:06 AM

Sexless weekend  
Well, another weekend went by without having sex. This sucks!

Anyone care to share triumphs, let downs, orgasmic-less sex?
15 comments | 0 kudos | 475 views | posted Aug 5, 2007 at 11:20 PM

Canine Neutering gone wrong - :(  
A good friend of mine just had his 2 year old puppy neutered... apparently, the dog's testicular sac filled with blood...

They may have to do something called a scrotal (or scrotum) aplasia...

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9 comments | 0 kudos | 522 views | posted May 2, 2007 at 12:02 PM