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HEY!!! now that i have your attention...
Hey, so I'm pretty down on relationships right now but I have a very active sex drive and am looking for someone to get together with every once and a while for some NSA sex.
I'm and artist and a writer and am very passionate. I rarely take too much too seriously. I've been told I have serious skills in the bedroom and a fantastic penis. these claims made by past lovers are always things I'm willing to prove ;)
The person I would like to meet
I'm looking for a woman who is open-minded, drama free, willing to get a little crazy.
About my work
I help old people. Sexy right?
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Write, paint, frisbee golf, darts, frozen orange juice concentrate.
My idea of a great date
Dinner, drinks, walk under the stars, sex in the park... ;D
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Marriage is a scam! Never had nothing to do with that racket!
What is your fantasy vacation?
Ireland or Japan
What is your academic background?
I went to collage, changed majors 5 times, dropped out and now I'm a fan of self education.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Uh, does Lincoln NE count?
What do you find attractive in people?
Assertiveness, sense of humor, and great boobs (seriously, what straight guy doesn't like great boobs!?...come to think of it, I've met a few gay guys who thought boobs were pretty great!)
What do others do that irritate you?
Talk and good game but when it's time to play ball they're a dead fish.
What do you think is your best quality?
I'm brutally honest, and clearly and funny bugger ;)
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Not a damn thing!
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you like coconut?
Describe your physique.
I excersise but not a live at the gym person. I guess you'd say I have my "problem areas" oh, and I do have chest hair so if that's a problem for you then move on please. I have it, I like it and I'm not getting rid of it.
What do you do well sexually?
I LOVE eating pussy! Some guys only do it so a woman will return the favor. I'm not saying I don't like receiving, but making a woman break into a cold sweat and claw the sheets as I explore her girly bits with my tongue, now that's HOT!
Also, I can control the blood flow in my penis, so I can make it pulse. (No, I'm not making that up!)
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Well I do like receiving head. I also like being ridden hard.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I like public places. Also, how do you feel about and amish milkmaid costume?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Lots of public places. Also, I like cumming on tits. If you're not into that it's cool but if you are bonus points!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm pretty open for whatever as long as we're taking care of each others needs.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Wow! That's a lot of stuff they want you to put down. Anyway, any questions please feel free to ask. :)
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