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well lets see, I like tv, music, movies and animals that arent rabid, I particularly like poodles (depending on what sauce theyre served with) I use to be a doctor until they pulled my license for sexually harrasing the patients, but until that time I was the best damn veterinarian in the county, I live in TN, I came here years ago after a big disaster at home, it broke my heart to leave my parents back there on Krypton, a few of my heroes are al bundy, homer simpson and larry the cable guy, I like my coffee the same way I like my women, bitter and murkey and I am considering running for president, one of my champaigne promises will be that I WILL bring the prostitutes to their knees!If ya own a cowboy hat, leather chaps, stilleto heels, handcuffs and a whip, that automaticly moves you up to the #1 slot! well thats all I can say for now because the boys in them pretty white coats tell me its time for basket weaving class, more later
Now that my basket is done I will proceed, I attended Vasser College, in my third year there I found out that it was an all girl school, I would have still been there if I had'nt have went out for the swimming team, I drank alot back in those days, I dont drink anymore....I freeze it now and eat it like a popsicle In a way I feel sorry for people that dont drink cause when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're gonna feel all day, I do spend alot of my time pondering the great questions of life, things such as....Why does round pizza come in a square box? Why are there no bones in ice cream? and the big question...If Russia decided to invade Turky from the rear would Greece help? perhaps I have to much time on my hands, I guess thats why I'm here, mabey one of you ladies could help me occupie my time, they said they would let me out for a date But more later them nice boys are back and its time for shock therapy
The person I would like to meet
very open minded, willing to explore sexuall fantasies,
About my work
its a job.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
art, music, cook anything creative
My idea of a great date
just a layed back, relaxing, no presure time with great conversation, lots of laffs, and mabey intamancy after
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
not here, but will briefly discuss it
What is your fantasy vacation?
What is your academic background?
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
gatlinburg, loved it
What do you find attractive in people?
personality, sence of humor, open mindedness
What do others do that irritate you?
What do you think is your best quality?
my sence of humor, I'll keep ya laffin one way or the other
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
be more tollerable of lousy drivers
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
are you open minded enough to be up for almost anything?
Describe your physique.
average a bit of a gut that I am working on
What do you do well sexually?
I've been told that I am very good oraly and with my hands
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
oral and anal play
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
a bunch rangeing in all areas, just have ta get a subject and go from there
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
a bunch, again, pick a subject
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO and I expect the same from others
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
play for a while
Free Space. Say anything you want!
just gimme a hollar and we can get into specifics
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