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I'm done...The dogs and I Lots of minute details and the logistics of everything these last months, has me forgetting to take that deep breath...
"If you would not be forgotten,
As soon as you are dead and rotten-
Either write things worth reading
Or do things worth the writing!"
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you
can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
"Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before. " Mae West
"If something seems too good to be true, shoot it just to be sure"
Fiona Glenanne, Burn Notice
I have enough people critiquing me, Thank you anyway!
I can be a happy person... and you need to be able to be happy also.
I can't make you happy, won't try.
About me? Less than perfect to some... not fat... not svelte, but working on stronger, healthier... firm, realistic, biologically possible female.
Looking for my Soma for the soul.... someone who sustains me, nurtures, and enriches my existence on a daily/nightly basis.
My Incubus! I will be your inspiration
The person I would like to meet
honest, clean, functional, intelligent, carry on baggage only, but usually checked in a bus locker for now...though some days it may follow you like a puppy. But not enough to sink me to the bottom of the river.
It's OK if you've had a life before me, but not if that history is going to color and cloud everything you do from now on.
I am not her!!!
Someone with imagination, compassion and capable of conversation with intellect and laughter... and not afraid to fly or leave the country
And most preferably with a fully functional squeaker in my new toy
About my work
My play is that... play and separate.
Still don't know what I want to be when I grown up!
I want to be a professional flower sniffer!.... I will sneeze a lot I know.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I love being outdoors.(when it isn't 130F). I hike, camp/cabin, travel, walking, archery, horseback riding, shooting, hunting, stalking....and love exploring. And am willing to learn, experience new things.
Sex, isn't a hobby... but a passion that sometimes consumes me, even if all alone.
It isn't a chore but a gift to be relished.
Sex is like cards: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Mae West
My idea of a great date
lots of laughter... and a relaxed comfortable atmosphere with enough chemistry to lubricate the conversation.
Is your mouth/lips agile, strong and prone to smiling...because mine are
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I paid a lot, to have a 200# asshole amputated...
and don't plan to grow another!
What is your fantasy vacation?
the Caribbean, beach, snorkeling, woods, mountain stream/lake, wind in the trees and trout in the pan.... or three days under the covers, naked in the tub, eating take out in bed with our fingers
Spain in April...
What is your academic background?
I have an innate curiosity, warped sense of wonder and diverse in multiple tangents. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Up in northern AZ, hunting, hiking... and enjoying the cool air.
Oregon, the Eastern side... RV'ing in Antelope Preserve, traveling to see the landscape and wildlife, and people.
Rented a house on the beach...Happy Birthday to me.
Sea of Cortes, in a solar house on the deserted beach, collecting shells, dolphins in the water.
no tv, radio, just sun, low tides, fishing and unsuccessfully trying to learn to fly a kite from the ESL instruction book.... to the amusement of 3 men working on another house down the beach.
I had Maclannans scotch, water and elk steaks...good fiction and peace with beautiful sunsets.
Spain....spring, the wildflowers were blooming, and there was snow in the Mountains outside Granada!!
or the 3 day road trip, spontaneously that ended up in Laughlin... by way of Quartzite... bought Rocks and joined the Quartzite Yacht Club... and won $160 on the penny slots and walked away with it!
Moab... with my dog, camping.
Seattle to increase my knowledge and visit family.
Then Mazatlan... to float beyond the surf... while muttering Frigate Birds! (I come with my own water wings)... or warming my white ass to a toastier shade while drinking umbrella drinks. Next???
What do you find attractive in people?
confidence, smile... does it reach the eyes... does their laughter reach the heart.... does their hand touch my cheek
What do others do that irritate you?
Bitch.... pessimists... gossip... liars
What do you think is your best quality?
eyes... brain... strong legs and nice feet in high heels and copper painted nails.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Being naive and willing to listen to the stories and excuses woven by others who wish to use me
Allowing what others think of me, to affect me
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Why would I want to be discrete!
If your worried about your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, mother... Clean up your house first, or move on!
Describe your physique.
extra pounds by some standards, but still have a waist/hips... and I can see my small feet while standing. I have cleavage...I can still go bra less without obscuring my abdomen or beating myself about the head and face if I have to run..... strong legs/ hands and the muscles are visible...
New scar on my rt breast... benign... renewed muscles and quick recovery
Need a work out partner, inspiration...Sweating! it's always more fun together.
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
varies... not set in stone... good imaginative cunnilingus is almost always welcome but I do like penetration also
I like and use toys when left to my own devices... but it doesn't kiss.... and sometimes I'd like someone else to take the controls or got out to dinner with.
Restaurants frown on my vibrator sitting next to me, and not because I put a hat on him and drew a face... And, he never picks up the check!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
hmmm... extended foreplay.... all day long, during mundane public errands complete with verbal intercourse, subtle touches that end up with frantic, pounding sex that hasn't bothered to pull down my panties, only push them aside and my skirt up over my head as soon as we get home..whether or not the door gets closed..Oh well!
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
lots but not all... my imagination is too fertile not to cover all variations and possibilities.
Just don't want to relive the same one over and over... like a bad dream!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
no and i can get you the address to get tested for free if you want.
It take 20mins and is confidential...
Hep C is more costly and easier to catch.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
no...maybe....if really nice a repeated glancing blow would be better.
But if I don't want to know you, I won't Fuck you. Or want to watch you on cam. Nor do I play cam games for strangers.... of others
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I don't want to be your savior, your mother, your provider or your child....change your depends or feed you pablum.
Refuse to be degraded, humiliated, or get a tattoo or piercing for/by you!!
And if you just want pic's and me to talk dirty... pay the fee to the commercial sites!!! Take a hike downtown and pay the 20$$ for the hand job... leave me alone
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