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Seeking Both: 94 - 89
Mesa, Arizona
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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congress... digress!!  
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

5 comments | 0 kudos | 455 views | posted Nov 30, 2011 at 3:48 PM

Brain Death  
La petite mort, French for "the little death", is an idiom and metaphor for orgasm

"To some degree, the present results seem to be in accordance with this notion, because female orgasm i...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 457 views | posted Nov 8, 2011 at 11:36 PM

Older Women! What do you think??

Once The Change has finished, and the body moves into its "advanced" stage, the female brain gets a second wind. While me...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 573 views | posted Nov 6, 2011 at 12:44 PM

Is It ETHOL Toxicity that is totally to blame??? Nature or Nurture??  
I swear some men, lose so many brain cells when in groups and applying ETHOL... And civility and courtesy fly as though rampant beer flatulence, in a dive bar, leaving a nasty taste in ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 393 views | posted Oct 15, 2011 at 3:02 AM

Weather.... or not  

It's raining and blowing so hard the house is making weird noises.

Sirens, car, dog and house alarms are now going and my dogs are trying to play lets occupy the same space as me. ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 497 views | posted Aug 3, 2011 at 11:44 PM

Who ME??? Really??  
If you wish to communicate with me...

take the time to fill out all of the essay, profile, pic....
and not just of photo shopped
Mr Ed parts ... or 3 men who look the same to you......More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | 570 views | posted Apr 29, 2011 at 3:20 PM

I don't think I've shared these.... a thoughts, random and usual with you here yet..

A beginning only I'm afraid
The other day, I observed a POP UP
for an unrestrained restraint ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 559 views | posted Feb 11, 2011 at 12:23 PM

would you wait?  
I know I am a little late.

You are now staring at me across the room... really hard, frowning at me, conveying your impatience, and my coming chastisement ..
Now you feel forgiving as you see the...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 594 views | posted Dec 13, 2010 at 3:07 PM

I often joke of my being a "black hole for assholes"...
In that it appears that the rampant increase in the population of rude misogynistic troglodytes, has become overwhelming, and behind their assu...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 530 views | posted Jul 27, 2010 at 12:14 AM

Meeting in Real Life  

Met someone for coffee today... that I had been having socially acceptable normal conversations with... about cars, convertibles and such.
It was who I was in communication with, but not t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 592 views | posted Mar 7, 2010 at 9:22 PM

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