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johnbd8
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Berkeley, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Sexoholic  
Next time you hear the phone ring
Pick it up baby, cause it might be me
Or I'll just do it with the oprerator
She's a SEX-O-H-O-L-I-C

"Hello, is LaWanda home?"

Come on over baby
Come and ope...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 494 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 10:11 PM

Computer Blues  
Wendy?
Yes lisa
Is the water warm enough?
Yes lisa
Shall we begin?
Yes lisa

Where is my love life?
Where can it be?
There must be something wrong with the machinery

Where is my love ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 281 views | posted Jan 22, 2008 at 8:43 PM

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out  
Maybe I should have posted a disclaimer on my last blog: "Views of the auther do not nessecarliy reflect the views of the blog poster" It was a rather silly song, with a little of somthing to offend...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Jan 18, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Fuck Yourself  
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You shou...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 661 views | posted Jan 16, 2008 at 6:30 PM

The Gentleman Perv OR How Not To Be A Dick About It  
This is a repost from MD. A clique has taken it upon themselves to get me deleted. I'm not really sure why I am still there now that I found AMD. I havent been deleted and I think I am only staying th...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 352 views | posted Jan 12, 2008 at 7:56 PM

The Dildo Song  
lyrics by: Robert D. Brooks
parody of: "The Slinky Song" ad jingle of the 1950's and 60's

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
And, makes a buzz-ity sound?
It's long - a schlong - a ma...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 641 views | posted Jan 11, 2008 at 6:47 PM

Dinah-moe-hum  
I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

S...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 239 views | posted Jan 10, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Repost from MD: Honestly putting it out there  
I joined MD before I even knew there was an AMD, My profile didn't get accepted very well and generated much hate. (as well as some great freinds , but thats another story). Thought the people ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Jan 10, 2008 at 6:18 AM

The Femle Orgasm!  
Giving, Helping, Watching and Hearing a woman reach climax is my biggest turn on. Looking for adventurous female for mutual pleasure. I am a very creative person and I have an extremely vivid imaginat...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 331 views | posted Jan 7, 2008 at 7:53 PM

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