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joey2tone
40-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Minerva, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Gemini Gemini
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DONT SAY WHAT YOU MEAN IT MIGHT SPOIL YOUR FACE

About myself
I ENJOY PAINTING AND DRAWING, MARTIAL ARTS, ACTING LIKE A FOOL, BLINKING MY EYES,JANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, AND RANDOM ACTS OF FUN

The person I would like to meet
A PULSE WOULD BE NICE. I LIKE MEETING DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

Do you have testicles?--
How many kids do you have?
What is your zodiac sign?
How often do you drink?
Are you followed by a religion, or does it follow you?
When was the last time you "did it"?
Do you like to travel?
What is unique about yourself?
What do you find typical about yourself?
Do you eat chinese food?
Do you own a swimming pool?
Do you wear sweat pants all the time?
Can you say the alphabet backwards? if so, provee it to me.
Have you ever masterbated with a burrito?
Do you know where Nemo is?
Have you ever Pooped your pants?
Can you do any push-ups?
Would you ever operate a Bobcat naked to save a couple of whales?
What would Mr. T do?
If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
What is the right way to do something wrong?
If confronted by a horny, humping sasquatch, what would you do?
Explain this further. Reality is ones mere perception of the existance around them, and how things interact.
Would you die to go to heaven?
If you didnt believe in Gosh, would you go to Heck?
>:-)

About my work
WHEN UR DROWNONG IN A BIN OF TAFFY CANDY, AINT MUCH YOU CAN DO, BUT TELL CAPTAIN KANGAROO THAT EVERYONE DESERVES SOME JELLY BELLYS. SELFISH BASTARD!!

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
J'AMMAPELLE JOSEPH. J'ADORE LES PATE AUX FROMAGE. MERCI BEAUCOUP.

My idea of a great date
THATS A SELF- EXPLANATORY QUESTION. IF YOU HAVE FUN THEN ITS A GREAT DATE. SIMPLY STATED.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I DONT KNOW WHERE MY PET DINOSAUR IS. I FED HIM AND HE JUST TOOK OFF AND RAN THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HOUSE, AND DISAPPEARED....

What is your fantasy vacation?
SOMEWHERE ELSE

What is your academic background?
IVE GRADUATED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
CHINA AND IT WAS AWESOME.

What do you find attractive in people?
THE OPPOSITE OF UNATTRACTIVE WHATEVER THAT IS

What do others do that irritate you?
I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE THROW THINGS AT ME AND CALL ME NAMES.

What do you think is your best quality?
ALL OF THEM. ALL OF MY QUALITIES ARE WHAT MAKES ME, ME.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
HMM...YOU TELL ME...

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
WHAT IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY ON EARTH.

Describe your physique.
LOOK IN THE PICTURE

What do you do well sexually?
YOU TELL ME

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
ILL TELL YOU LATER

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
THE ONES I HAVENT EXPERIENCED YET.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
TELL YOU LATER

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NOPE

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
ALL OF THE ABOVE I RECKON

Free Space. Say anything you want!
ANYTHING YOU WANT

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