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ibyte
30-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 45
San Diego, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Top 10 Things to do at the mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Oct 14, 2007 at 9:03 PM

HOW TO SIMULATE BEING A SAILOR
1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.

2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.

3. Repaint your entire house every month....More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 287 views | posted Sep 15, 2007 at 12:46 AM

Serious people
I think its quite sad and pathetic people who take things so serious over the internet . Its people like that who make me laugh and feel sorry for them!
1 comment | 0 kudos | 242 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 7:52 PM

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