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No juicy details I like to cum. I don't have any STDs. I like to eat pussy. I like to fuck, too.
The person I would like to meet
I would like to meet a retired woman interested in exchanging sexual pleasures.
About my work
I am a retired man.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I play guitar and keyboard. I like to listen to music and watch movies.
My idea of a great date
I like to watch the clothes in the dryer go round and round! If that don't git yer blood stirred up then I don't know what else will! Woo-hoo!
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
No, that's water over the dam. Alright! Alright! I pushed her off a cliff. It was an accident! I swear it was! So was the first wife.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Been there, done that.
What is your academic background?
I kin red and rite purdy gude.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I came to the Ozarks, liked it and stayed here.
What do you find attractive in people?
I find kindness and intelligence attractive-- and hairy snatches..
What do others do that irritate you?
I hcoose not to concentrate on things in other people that tend to irritate me but rather on
the things that we enjoy doing together.
What do you think is your best quality?
I haven't the slightest idea.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Got any stds?
Describe your physique.
Stocky, old man about 5 foot eleven inches tall.
What do you do well sexually?
Listen to my partner.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I had sex with an octopus. It was a hoot. I had 8 times the fun I usually have.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
It would be great to have a long term, adult relationship.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Hi! I'm glad you stopped by. I'm good to chat but please no winks.
Also if you ain't in my age range, go away. I'm looking for an older, mature woman who knows what the hell she is doing. Thanks for respecting my request.
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