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Lyman, South Carolina
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A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appea...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 610 views | posted Jul 11, 2011 at 11:22 PM

Red Headed Babies  

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't pos...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 382 views | posted Jul 11, 2011 at 3:19 PM

Crabby Old Man  

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in GRASS VALLEY , CA. it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 352 views | posted Jul 8, 2011 at 1:24 PM

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
"'This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Jul 7, 2011 at 11:30 PM

Late Night Strategies  
Two married buddies are out drinking one night.

One turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights o...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 424 views | posted Jul 6, 2011 at 9:54 PM

Men and directions  
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 620 views | posted Jul 5, 2011 at 4:16 PM


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 457 views | posted Jul 4, 2011 at 11:16 PM

Cancel My Allowance!  
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad,cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 497 views | posted Jul 1, 2011 at 11:14 AM

Pecans In Tne Cemetery  

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and beg...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 403 views | posted Jun 29, 2011 at 8:04 PM

I'll Do anything  
I'll Do Anything!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes aw...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 392 views | posted Jun 29, 2011 at 10:39 AM

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