OOPS
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
"'This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this...More...
4 comments |
0 kudos |
236 views |
posted Jul 7, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Late Night Strategies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night.
One turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights o...More...
9 comments |
1 kudo |
231 views |
posted Jul 6, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Men and directions
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I...More...
3 comments |
1 kudo |
479 views |
posted Jul 5, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Drafted
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
4 comments |
0 kudos |
294 views |
posted Jul 4, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Cancel My Allowance!
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad,cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and ...More...
8 comments |
0 kudos |
323 views |
posted Jul 1, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Pecans In Tne Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and beg...More...
5 comments |
1 kudo |
216 views |
posted Jun 29, 2011 at 8:04 PM
I'll Do anything
I'll Do Anything!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes aw...More...
8 comments |
1 kudo |
218 views |
posted Jun 29, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Bud The Cowboy
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a...More...
7 comments |
1 kudo |
354 views |
posted Jun 27, 2011 at 11:15 PM
My worrys are over
I just got this E-Mail her from john! So I'll have loans for all my friends here soon  
Dear Friend,.
I wish to seek your consent to present you as the beneficiary to the total sum o...More...
4 comments |
0 kudos |
207 views |
posted Jun 23, 2011 at 11:03 AM
JUNE A GRAND MO.FOR ME
 Here it is the 22nd of june and everything is going wrong  My dodge Hemi pick-up broke a valve spring droped a valve and took out a piston.   The transmission in my washing ma...More...
9 comments |
0 kudos |
216 views |
posted Jun 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM
|
|
page
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
>>
of 26 pages
|
< previous | next >
|
|
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
*WARNING* AdultMatchdoctor does not screen its members. It is very important that you read our safety warning before you communicate with any of our members.
Profiles from Non-English speaking countries have their own special section on the safety warning page,
make sure to read it if you are responding to such profiles!
*18 U.S.C. 2257* This website is exempt from 18 U.S.C. 2257. This website does not produce visual depictions of actual sexual conduct, but
is a mere hosting service/distributor of classified dating ads that may contain such photos submitted by our members. Read more here.
|