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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
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A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 525 views | posted Aug 1, 2011 at 6:26 PM

What do retired people do all day?  

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 m...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 306 views | posted Jul 28, 2011 at 7:47 PM

Fishing  
Husband & wife were watching tv. He kept switching the channel between the porn channel & the fishing channel. Annoyed, wife tells him "Leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish."

8 comments | 0 kudos | 525 views | posted Jul 26, 2011 at 11:32 AM

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS  



RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
(this was actually reported by ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 462 views | posted Jul 25, 2011 at 12:32 PM

Three Little Pigs  
This is a story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Jul 22, 2011 at 9:53 AM

Southern Ingenuity  

One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.

The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and w...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Jul 21, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Mistaken Identity  

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tai...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 266 views | posted Jul 20, 2011 at 1:55 PM

My Kind Of Doctor!  
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Sp...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 256 views | posted Jul 18, 2011 at 1:16 PM

2010 Darwin Awards  
And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. "The Darwins" are awarded every year to the persons who died in the stupidest manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.

He...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 444 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 12:52 PM

A TRUCKERS BREAKFAST  

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appea...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 539 views | posted Jul 11, 2011 at 11:22 PM

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