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Larry Is In The Hospital  

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? S...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 371 views | posted Sep 8, 2011 at 9:25 PM

This just reflects my feelings!

As I sit here and think of the past 30 years

When I rode on my 1st Harley and drank so many beers

All the memories flood in like a river overflowing

I st...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | 571 views | posted Sep 7, 2011 at 2:01 PM

It's happy hour at a local bar and all the patrons are just starting to order some drinks and unwind on a Friday evening.

Suddenly, a guy walks in carrying a live alligator under his arm.
Some of...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Aug 30, 2011 at 3:02 PM

Those Doctors  

. A man comes into the ER and yells . . ..'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her under...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 400 views | posted Aug 25, 2011 at 9:59 PM

A foolproof way for old guys to pick up chicks!
This is a touching story...truly touching:

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she
15 comments | 4 kudos | 723 views | posted Aug 17, 2011 at 9:02 PM


Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 483 views | posted Aug 16, 2011 at 10:45 PM

Baby's First doctors Visit!  

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doc...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 339 views | posted Aug 16, 2011 at 12:17 AM

Hanging by her boob!!!  

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but....there were extenuating circums...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 452 views | posted Aug 11, 2011 at 7:34 PM

Einstein was born March 14, 1879.** **
He would be 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,* *after his
first marriage failed in 1919.*

*At the...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 464 views | posted Aug 10, 2011 at 2:50 PM

Skinny Dipping  

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 501 views | posted Aug 4, 2011 at 9:57 PM

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