Foolproof  
A foolproof way for old guys to pick up chicks!
This is a touching story...truly touching:

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she
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15 comments | 4 kudos | 552 views | posted Aug 17, 2011 at 9:02 PM

Obama  

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 342 views | posted Aug 16, 2011 at 10:45 PM

Baby's First doctors Visit!  

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doc...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 198 views | posted Aug 16, 2011 at 12:17 AM

Hanging by her boob!!!  

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but....there were extenuating circums...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 271 views | posted Aug 11, 2011 at 7:34 PM

Einstein  
Einstein was born March 14, 1879.** **
He would be 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,* *after his
first marriage failed in 1919.*

*At the...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 299 views | posted Aug 10, 2011 at 2:50 PM

Skinny Dipping  

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 305 views | posted Aug 4, 2011 at 9:57 PM

Men and directions?  
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 242 views | posted Aug 3, 2011 at 8:58 PM

WOMEN  


A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 449 views | posted Aug 1, 2011 at 6:26 PM

What do retired people do all day?  

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 m...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 247 views | posted Jul 28, 2011 at 7:47 PM