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Lyman, South Carolina
United States
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Marie The Italian Vergin  
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian
she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,
she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 259 views | posted Sep 22, 2011 at 6:53 PM

Breaking News!!!  
BREAKING NEWS!!

To save the economy, in October 2011, the government will start deporting all of the old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

I star...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 250 views | posted Sep 21, 2011 at 9:19 PM

Looking For Work  
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday.... minding my own business with my American Flag sticker on my bumper. I was waiting for the light to turn green, when a carload of young, loud Muslims shouting...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 305 views | posted Sep 21, 2011 at 12:18 PM

Chocolate Ice Cream  












One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all i...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 238 views | posted Sep 20, 2011 at 2:32 PM

Ghost story  

This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of
Dulac, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 290 views | posted Sep 16, 2011 at 2:58 PM

Ghost story  

This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of
Dulac, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 340 views | posted Sep 16, 2011 at 2:58 PM

I Think I'll change my Name  


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fa...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 380 views | posted Sep 14, 2011 at 7:27 PM

The Exam  

An 85 yr old man was requested by his Dr. for a sperm count as part of

his physical exam. The dr. gave the man a jar & said, 'Take this jar

home & bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Sep 13, 2011 at 2:30 PM

Hospital Mates  


Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each

other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.



The first kid leans over and asks, "What are ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 217 views | posted Sep 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

Larry Is In The Hospital  

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? S...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 289 views | posted Sep 8, 2011 at 9:25 PM

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