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Goverment solution for Heidis bar  
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit.

She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar.
To solve this probl...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 258 views | posted Oct 11, 2011 at 12:09 PM

The Princess  







Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matt...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 269 views | posted Oct 10, 2011 at 2:26 PM

Why Grandpa Carries A Gun  

I asked him, "Why Carry a Gun Grandpa?"

My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he bec...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 314 views | posted Oct 7, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Damnit!!!  
Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the American Legion!"


7 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Oct 5, 2011 at 11:28 PM

Indian Wanting Coffee  

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Oct 4, 2011 at 8:21 PM

Work vs. Prison  

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,

this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 226 views | posted Oct 4, 2011 at 2:03 PM

Bikers Brain  
Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't ge...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 264 views | posted Oct 3, 2011 at 2:36 PM

Alzheimer's Test For Modern Seniors  
> How fast can you guess these words?
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> 1. F _ _ K
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> 2. PU _ S _
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> 3. S _ X
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> 4. P _ N _ S
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> 5. BOO _ S
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> 6. _ _ NDOM

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> Answers:
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> 1. FORK
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> 2. PU...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 314 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 1:12 PM

Great Bar Signs  

Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke


University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 247 views | posted Sep 27, 2011 at 12:44 PM

Largest Army?  

True story and most people will never know it. Here's an interesting side bar.

After the Japanese decimated our fleet in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941, they could have sent their troop ships and c...More...
24 comments | 4 kudos | 449 views | posted Sep 23, 2011 at 11:02 AM

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