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Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors  
Please note---I am not implying anything by sending this to you. Just
some thoughts for you to consider as you reach middle age.

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors**

1. Wear your glasses to make ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 357 views | posted Oct 20, 2011 at 2:09 PM

Goverment solution for Heidis bar  
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit.

She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar.
To solve this probl...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 332 views | posted Oct 11, 2011 at 12:09 PM

The Princess  







Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matt...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 338 views | posted Oct 10, 2011 at 2:26 PM

Why Grandpa Carries A Gun  

I asked him, "Why Carry a Gun Grandpa?"

My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he bec...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 459 views | posted Oct 7, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Damnit!!!  
Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the American Legion!"


7 comments | 0 kudos | 374 views | posted Oct 5, 2011 at 11:28 PM

Indian Wanting Coffee  

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 325 views | posted Oct 4, 2011 at 8:21 PM

Work vs. Prison  

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,

this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Oct 4, 2011 at 2:03 PM

Bikers Brain  
Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't ge...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Oct 3, 2011 at 2:36 PM

Alzheimer's Test For Modern Seniors  
> How fast can you guess these words?
>
> 1. F _ _ K
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> 2. PU _ S _
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> 3. S _ X
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> 4. P _ N _ S
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> 5. BOO _ S
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> 6. _ _ NDOM

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> Answers:
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> 1. FORK
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> 2. PU...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 471 views | posted Sep 28, 2011 at 1:12 PM

Great Bar Signs  

Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke


University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 355 views | posted Sep 27, 2011 at 12:44 PM

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