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Redeo Sex  
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach arou...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 355 views | posted Dec 19, 2011 at 11:15 PM

Fable of the Porcupine  
It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each woun...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 287 views | posted Dec 8, 2011 at 10:40 PM

My Life  
The other night a friend of mine and I went to have a couple of drinks. I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend:
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 336 views | posted Dec 5, 2011 at 8:01 PM

The frog  
A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 331 views | posted Nov 30, 2011 at 2:12 AM

Places to be or not?  
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 343 views | posted Nov 22, 2011 at 12:41 AM

This does answer a lot of questions we’ve had about a few people.


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical ...More...
3 comments | 4 kudos | 265 views | posted Nov 16, 2011 at 8:49 AM

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers---
so I did.......She's 22 and her name's Suzie.
Went to the bar with my g...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 369 views | posted Nov 12, 2011 at 9:44 AM

The Best "Little Johnny" Joke Ever!  
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | 353 views | posted Nov 8, 2011 at 6:51 PM

The Saga Of Buba And Old Butch  

Buba was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performi...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 248 views | posted Nov 1, 2011 at 7:02 PM

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors  
Please note---I am not implying anything by sending this to you. Just
some thoughts for you to consider as you reach middle age.

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors**

1. Wear your glasses to make ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Oct 20, 2011 at 2:09 PM

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