My Life
The other night a friend of mine and I went to have a couple of drinks. I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend:
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a ...More...
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posted Dec 5, 2011 at 8:01 PM
The frog
A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after...More...
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posted Nov 30, 2011 at 2:12 AM
Places to be or not?
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th...More...
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posted Nov 22, 2011 at 12:41 AM
Mathematics
This does answer a lot of questions we’ve had about a few people.
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical ...More...
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posted Nov 16, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Quickies
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers---
so I did.......She's 22 and her name's Suzie.
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Went to the bar with my g...More...
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posted Nov 12, 2011 at 9:44 AM
The Best "Little Johnny" Joke Ever!
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright ...More...
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posted Nov 8, 2011 at 6:51 PM
The Saga Of Buba And Old Butch
Buba was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performi...More...
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posted Nov 1, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
Please note---I am not implying anything by sending this to you. Just
some thoughts for you to consider as you reach middle age.
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors**
1. Wear your glasses to make ...More...
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posted Oct 20, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Goverment solution for Heidis bar
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit.
She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar.
To solve this probl...More...
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posted Oct 11, 2011 at 12:09 PM
The Princess
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matt...More...
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