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Lyman, South Carolina
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Happy New Year!  
After serious & cautious consideration . . . Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2012.

It was a very hard decision to make so...try not to screw it up!

My Wishes for Yo...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 302 views | posted Dec 29, 2011 at 8:25 AM

Redeo Sex  
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach arou...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 452 views | posted Dec 19, 2011 at 11:15 PM

Fable of the Porcupine  
It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each woun...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 370 views | posted Dec 8, 2011 at 10:40 PM

My Life  
The other night a friend of mine and I went to have a couple of drinks. I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend:
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 418 views | posted Dec 5, 2011 at 8:01 PM

The frog  
A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 420 views | posted Nov 30, 2011 at 2:12 AM

Places to be or not?  
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 434 views | posted Nov 22, 2011 at 12:41 AM

This does answer a lot of questions we’ve had about a few people.


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical ...More...
3 comments | 4 kudos | 359 views | posted Nov 16, 2011 at 8:49 AM

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers---
so I did.......She's 22 and her name's Suzie.
Went to the bar with my g...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 482 views | posted Nov 12, 2011 at 9:44 AM

The Best "Little Johnny" Joke Ever!  
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | 447 views | posted Nov 8, 2011 at 6:51 PM

The Saga Of Buba And Old Butch  

Buba was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performi...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 315 views | posted Nov 1, 2011 at 7:02 PM

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